John Porter

Shakespeare Professor/Tiki King/Music Polyglot/Lefty/Turntable Repairman (He/His).

If you haven't mastered the apostrophe, nobody takes you seriously.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

Quick Translation: Couchfucker says guy that was arrested and indicted for child rape, didn't show up for court case and became a fugitive is okay with him and should be okay with Republicans.

https://t.co/Makj7P0DP3

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

"Women should know better ..."

Just stop. The "cause" of rape is rapists.

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Sometimes, the best new post is an old post. #Greenland

https://t.co/H6IVulit0u

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

Big News! Greenland will allow the U.S. to build/operate military facilities in Greenland for defense purposes! The treaty recognizes Danish rule but the U.S. will maintain operational rights pretty much forever!

Also, hi from 1951, when this agreement was made. #Greenland

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

I'm glad Mitch McConnell is recovering somewhat from clearly serious health issues. But look at this. Look at the bar that's set. This is how you describe a child completing a task, not a senator. There's no way he should be allowed to return to his duties. #agelimits #termlimits

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

10 things you should do if you interact with a person who you think may be LGBTQ. Remember--follow this exactly!

1. Not give a shit and go on with your life because it doesn't impact you and it's none of your business.
2-10. Repeat rule 1.

You're welcome.

#lgbtqphobia

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn I know, right? It's like he doesn't realize there are dozens of cameras doing surveillance 24/7 at the National Mall. And all we have videos of are nimrods dumping paint stripper into a newly, badly repainted pool.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@tedlieu @JudgeJeanine Oh, ffs. MAGA is screaming about vandalism on a property that, literally, has wall to wall 24/7 surveillance. There should be (tons of) visual evidence. Not cell phone stuff--real surveillance cameras from multiple angles from the National Mall. Where is it?

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C’mon … we’re not “giving” $300 billion to Iran. We’re just organizing a "fund" where the U.S. and “regional partners” will provide “financing” for $300 billion of reconstruction. So what if that's more than 10% of their GDP? They'll do it!!

Man, did we get hosed.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

FWIW, I don't think Erika Kirk pulled out of the Turning Point USA event because of low ticket sales. I think it was because she and JD Vance had a big fight about who got to use all the eyeliner.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

Pathological Narcissist Liar?

Multiple Personality Disorder?

Dementia Related Confusion?

So hard to choose. So. Very. Hard.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

Thank God we're cleaning up the mess in the Strait of Hormuz that we created in the first place! So we can spend billions fixing the issue we vastly escalated!

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

Just think how great it will be when we have all the revenue from the oil that other countries are moving away from after insulting them and pushing them to look to new trade and treaty partners. Winning! #MAGACultMorons

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

Big News! Greenland will allow the U.S. to build/operate military facilities in Greenland for defense purposes! The treaty recognizes Danish rule but the U.S. will maintain operational rights pretty much forever!

Also, hi from 1951, when this agreement was made. #Greenland

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@LindseyGraham wants the U.S. to get legal title to Greenland. Apparently, he thinks Greenland is a Subaru SUV. #GreenlandIsNotForSale

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

I am an enthusiastic supporter of providing the United States legal title to Greenland through a lawful and fair process.

@POTUS has rightly removed the option of taking Greenland by force. He has convinced me that title to Greenland would allow America to do so much more. Greenland is in our hemisphere after all. This is a historic moment. President Trump believes he needs title to advance the common defense by fortifying Greenland to protect the United States and NATO allies.

To my NATO friends: Don’t let this moment pass. This is a great deal for everyone. We’re on the verge of having President Trump fortify the arctic like no one could have ever imagined.

To my friends in Denmark: This is your moment to advance a stronger NATO.

To my European friends: You repeatedly tell me that President Trump makes you uncomfortable. So, I want be frank, out of respect for the relationship, you make me uncomfortable. Weak and humorless is no way to go through life. The European model of giving great speeches then sipping schnapps, all while failing to stand up to evil doesn’t work. Our European allies should take this moment in history to work with President Trump to legally and fairly provide the U.S. title to Greenland so that he can build up our arctic defenses in a way that benefits everyone. Don’t let your feelings about President Trump get in the way of good judgment.

President Trump is delivering on things that matter deeply to me: a prosperous and free world, and a safe and strong United States of America.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS "Legal title" to Greenland? It's a sovereign country not a Buick, you fucking moron.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

I keep reading these MAGA responses to #Hamilton cancelling its Kennedy Center production and how these people "really wanted to see it!" but now they won't. News Flash: The play came out a decade ago. The film is more than 5 years old. You didn't want to fucking see it.

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@stacycay Posted this on my feed earlier. A car bumped me 10 years ago. An elderly woman was slowly backing out of a handicapped spot and didn't see me. It knocked me off my feet and backwards about 5 to 8 feet. I had to be helped up.

Jonathan Ross wasn't "hit" by Renee Good's car.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@Bannedforlife69 I only commented on the idea that he was hit--and, ffs, he's firing a weapon and supposedly getting clipped by a car and still keeps his feet.

As for the other stuff justifying murder ... I bet you ask what rape and assault victims were wearing when attacked too.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

A car bumped me 10 years ago. An elderly woman was backing out of a handicapped spot. She was not going fast. And it knocked me off my feet and backwards about 5 to 8 feet. I had to be helped up.

Jonathan Ross was not hit or even bumped by Renee Good's car. No way. #ReneeGood

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@HeartlandSignal Posted this on my thread. An elderly woman backing out of a handicapped spot bumped me. She was not going fast. And it knocked me off my feet and backwards about 5 to 8 feet. I had to be helped up.

Jonathan Ross was not hit or even bumped by Renee Good's car. No way.

[John Porter @JohnPorter63]

@JoJoFromJerz "Jo, I'd like to introduce you to Stephen Miller."

But I admit, it's a tough call.