BREAKING: Keir has fled the UK mainland
following its fall to Mancunian Burnham. Sources say he will establish a new govt on with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire country. Burnham has promised to purge all remaining Keirmintang on the mainland.
I am unironically a very progressive war hawk
Yes to more Transgender soldiers
Yes to more Lesbian Generals
Yes to more Gay Commanders
Yes to imposing gay marriage and gender equality in Middle East
Yes to all this
Keir Starmerโs place in history is assured. We owe Keir a debt of gratitude for taking Labour from its worst electoral defeat in 2019, bringing Labour back into government with a huge majority in 2024 and then guiding Britain through difficult times nationally and globally.