John R Johnson

I am a comic and I play one on Twitter.😐 Proud cohost of @DanniesTagTeam Sunday 11:30am EST/8:30am PST... 200x loser on @midnight... @Rifftrax rules!

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

#My1stExperienceWithAnxiety
Flipped a switch in my brain to be funny to cope with things. Everything is funny! If you're offended you're trying to take away how a victim can cope. Have a nice day

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

@danniestagteam @HashFakeFacts @HashtagRoundup Thank you and good night!

[💥Danielle'sTagTeam @danniestagteam]

Thanks For Playing
#SummerSmellsLike With Us.
Fun Tweets! Stay To For More
Funnies At 1pm From @HashFakeFacts On The @HashtagRoundup

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

@GetChaLifeYet @danniestagteam @mwgfla @21pinch @Wook316 Thanks Dannie really fun proud to be a part of it. Wook and Mike have been awesome for so long!

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

@mwgfla @21pinch @danniestagteam @Wook316 Getting laughs same old differwnt stage

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

@21pinch Soon.....soon 😂😂

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

#SummerSmellsLike
The inside of my mask and now I get why I'm single

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

@danniestagteam @mwgfla @21pinch @Wook316 Super!!!!

[💥Danielle'sTagTeam @danniestagteam]

✨You've been so dependable, supportive, encouraging, and honest during your time with @danniestagteam Best of Luck
with your new endeavors💘
Keep doing great things @JohnRJohnson20 We'll Miss You!!✨

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

@mwgfla @danniestagteam @21pinch @Wook316 Mike you are the best man really super great doing this
You my friend rock

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

#SummerSmellsLike
Fanatics on social media

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

#SummerSmellsLike
I'm sealed off in air conditioning and the world is all lava

[John R Johnson @JohnRJohnson20]

#SummerSmellsLike
The best hashtag team in the business for the last three years. Truly grateful @GetChaLifeYet

[💥Danielle'sTagTeam @danniestagteam]

We're sniffing around for some funny tweets! So come & show
@danniestagteam
whatcha got by Playing
#SummerSmellsLike

Part of @HashtagRoundup 🎈

[Reshma Nayyar @ReshmaNayyar]

#OnlyMyDad could surprise me by hand-sewing the hemline of my trousers that I had cut down to size and stapled--and not even tell me he had done it!! 🤗🤗🤗

[🌙🐸☘CandyCorn Monster🍁 @dragonstorm86]

#onlymydad would see a 5below and think it's a ski/snowboardstore

[portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ @SadlyCatless]

“To thine own self be true,” and
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be.” #OnlyMyDad said those wise words. Oh, and Shakespeare.

[DM @patchdennizen]

#OnlyMyDad still wears corduroy trousers

[Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ @DanielAshley13]

#OnlyMyDad Drank a 2-liter Dirt Coke every day.