Johnny B Goode

💿DJ & MC
💼 Stingray Radio: Director, NB

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What kind of smokes do I gotta smoke to get the voice of that in-stadium announcer

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Why does both CBC and CNN have a Breaking News banner on? We've known this election has been coming for some time.

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@PeteWalkerRadio @radionoel Facts

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Unfortunately my AC/DC cover band will be cancelling this weekend's performance due to an unexpected music rights issue.

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When ur brushing ur teeth with someone else and you've been done for 2 mins but u don't wanna be the first person to finish

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What it's like to party at @PeteWalkerRadio 's house.

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Chipi chipi chapa chapa cat version..

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You gotta insert a dollar to use Walmart shopping carts now. Isn't that the same place who's self checkouts are cash-free?

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Damn just realized I already tweeted this a couple of weeks ago. My bad

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Why does the news always gotta be on at 6? Who is home at 6 these days? Gimme a 7:00 newscast on TV.

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Hot take: what working can people watch the news at 6 and 11? Nobody's home that early or up that late. Give me a 7:00 news.

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how fricken dumb was it for me to frig with the buttons on the elliptical machine for like 2 mins tryna figure out how to turn it on

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six months curfew and a year of probation 👀

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Washing a kid's mouth out with soap is an old standby in parental discipline, but a Burtt's Corner man learned that in this day and age, it amounts to assault. A judge denied his request for a conditional discharge for the offence this week. #nbcourts
https://t.co/8k6TL4vzWf

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I had a dream last night where I only ate cereal out of a briefcase. The briefcase was filled with milk and stored in my closet which had the A/C on full blast.

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Had a dream last night where Taylor Swift and that football guy broke up

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@Victor_Findlay @TSN690 @CanadiensMTL THE MAN!

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So you're in the drive thru and you're pressing "skip" over and over but the touch screen won't register... What's the play?

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Starbucks needs your name for the order in the DRIVE THRU.

Is there a problem with folks passing eachother out there?

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@ScottMitchellFM my favorite is the angry-spirited messages from an out-of-country area code that can't even access the stream, asking why we aren't playing a song we play 12x/day

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every. time.

Glenda: Hi welcome to Tim's, can I take your order dear?✨😊

Me: I'd like a coffee please.

Grizzly Adams or some guy, outta nowhere on the speaker: "what size"

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LinkedIn suggests different ways to say "congrats" so you don't have the exact same comment as the rest. Underrated feature!