John S. Badger ⍟

Producer, Writer, and Voice Actor @MercuryPodcast @Universe25Pod. Residing in the Blue Ridge Mountains. He/Him/His

[John S. Badger ⍟ @JohnSBadger]

Dating is beyond terrible: the next girl who goes out with me will be my next wife.

[John S. Badger ⍟ @JohnSBadger]

The ineptitude of people who refuse to write bios on their dating profiles AND who say they won’t message first is appalling, embarrassing, and abysmal #dating #datingapps #tinder

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I’ve been writing the onboarding information for new guides, and it’s a lot of information I had no idea I had in this noggin that I made up due to necessity. #businessowner #onthefly

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Have you heard our latest episode yet?! It’s out on all the podcast platforms for free! Spoilers: Evelyn died!#audiodrama #podcast #newepisode

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Sometimes, all you have to do is tell them you’re not asking for a refund, but that the product wasn’t delivered. 🤷‍♂️

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Check more of these out at atc.convos #pilothumor #pilots #atc

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Yet another outlet to take my attention away. Follow me!

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I am convinced the only reason guys watch women on TikTok live, is in case they accidentally have a nip slip or something.

[John S. Badger ⍟ @JohnSBadger]

If you’re making a travel video including cost of the trip- STOP FACTORING IN TRAVEL POINTS YOU USED! Geez!

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They say I’m pretty fly for a white guy. #tattoo #tattooart #fullsleeve #oldgods

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While I’d LOVE to include stories of my cheating wife in my audio dramas, I’m disinclined to accept. North Carolina has a 12 month divorce process… #cheatingspouse #cheatingcaught

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I will sometimes come up with an idea for an episode of @MercuryPodcast, and I get REALLY excited. Right now, I am REALLY excited to write an upcoming one.

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Our newest episode Time for Bed, Deuces just came out today! Listen to it wherever podcasts are found. Links in the comments ⬇️ #audiodrama #podcast #DogLover

[John S. Badger ⍟ @JohnSBadger]

As soon as an interestingish @tiktok_us incorporates an unnecessary, unspoken makeup tutorial: Swipe! That’s my experience anyway.

[John S. Badger ⍟ @JohnSBadger]

@StargatePioneer That’s the best kind of black hole your office will ever discover.

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It is really polite when someone has the courtesy to let you know they’re crazy, and they might just “let go of the wheel, and let god.”

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The bane of my existence rn. I don’t play for over a year, and now this. Also, yes: I have tried the troubleshooting, but thanks for asking. @EA

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I don’t find women inferior to men, BUT… I do enjoy insulting snowflake men by referring to them as women because I know they can’t even deal.

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We sit with @JohnSBadger from The Mercury Theatre Podcast to talk about the show, where it all comes from, and why it's important to spell-check your merch before you order samples.

https://t.co/5PRfGxWDgc

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@RpsAgainstTrump Nope: Let the democrats win.