John Lindt

Fish Want Me
Fish Fear Me

[John Lindt @JohnSLindt]

The only star I see is my followers.

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If you can't handle me at my " you don't deserve me at my &

[Smosh @smosh]

babe wake up it’s #UnderTheMistletoe day

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I was feeling beef and broccoli. https://t.co/fnbe9v4D7z

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

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Nothing like grilled cheese and tomato soup on a chilly day. https://t.co/Cma3N6I76J

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@johngreen Eleybrows on fleek boots with the fur coated with the sauce.

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@meesnathan04 As the CEO of Twitter, I can tell you that it’s a better financial investment than buying this company.

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You know what I love more than owning Twitter? The new Diablo Dare sandwich from Arby’s.

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@LenaAyad_ I'm sorry for banning Ethan. I pinky promise to give him a double check mark.

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Hey everyone it's me Elon Musk.

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Oh, you’re a cog⚙️ in the machine? Well I’m a monkey wrench 🐒🔧

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I like M & M’s.

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Kinda crazy, right?

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I don’t know what he’s doing. https://t.co/wjo5jAqsa5

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@meesnathan04

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@blwagdo @meesnathan04 Very cute

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Spooktober is upon us. Very spooky this year #spooky #october #spooktober

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The exact quote was "What are you going to say? My wife said Adam Levine looks like me? No."

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My wife said Adam Levine looks like me.