Semuwemba

God above everything

[Semuwemba @JohnSemuwemba]

@Beinomugisha_ We strongly disagree

[George Russell @GeorgeRussell63]

Now feels like a pretty suitable moment to speak from the heart. This season started off exactly how I had hoped but it very quickly unravelled with tough luck and poor performances. It’s been the first proper season of my career where I’ve had more bad days than good.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.

[🕸️MŮŠČØ @Ayo__musco]

Erling Haaland is reportedly heartbroken and frustrated after discovering that his girlfriend had been sleeping with his teammate, Phil Foden, and that Foden is the biological father of his child. 💔😭

[Semuwemba @JohnSemuwemba]

@ahmed_baokbah Me here

[EDIRI @EdiriQX]

Breaking News:

A sitting president of an African country just passed away in a hospital abroad but it’s being kept as a secret.

[Usual Suspect 🎩 @Jude_Mugabi]

My mother looking for her land title in 2030 while I'm in Bugesera with an #F1 paddock pass

[Formula 1 @F1]

Africa, we’re back. 🌍

From the early 2030s, the African Grand Prix will join the calendar and take place in Bugesera, Rwanda 🇷🇼

#F1

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

That new Alfa. Wow.

[Semuwemba @JohnSemuwemba]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A chronic masturbator in China and Europe will still achieve success faster than a celibate person in Nigeria.
Geography contributes more to your success than your sexual habits.

[Tom Bellingham @TomP1Bellingham]

So these computer cars don’t work in the rain. Bring back a proper engine.

[Chris Medland @ChrisMedlandF1]

Sort that mess out... #F1 #BahrainGP

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Going to work at 7am knowing a woman who murdered her 3 kids somehow got over $1.3 million in donations.

[Semuwemba @JohnSemuwemba]

@MercedesAMGF1 Somebody tell George to focus on the prize
It's still in sight

[Semuwemba @JohnSemuwemba]

It is absurd from the @F1

[Formula 1 @F1]

🚨 RACE CONTROL: The formation lap will start at 15:40 local time

That's in just under 10 mins! 🙌

#F1 #BahrainGP

[acce @accekid]

Your wicked auntie watching you blame the government for your unemployment.

[Semuwemba @JohnSemuwemba]

Happy birthday to me✨️