John Simpson

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

Big Sur Surf Trip @fellythekid

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

I know the queens passing may have come as a shock to some, just know my line is always open for anyone who wants to talk.

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

Dude next to me living in 3022

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

90s ambient playlist on, 7.5% abv hard kombucha, and 15mg adderall, these emails writing themselves rn fr

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

@jeandawsn Bro when is Chaos Now dropping

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

The girl next to me on my flight just raw dogged a 2 1/2 hour flight. No music, no book, no nothing. Just 150 minutes of airplane sounds to the dome

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Giants’ manager Gabe Kapler told reporters Friday that he doesn’t plan on taking the field for the national anthem “until I feel better about the direction of our country.”

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[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

Apple please stop featuring photos of my ex girlfriend and dead dog

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

@KotaTheFriend #SpotifyWrapped

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

Australian Shepard meat is gonna be the next gold rush

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

We’re two years into a global pandemic. How do people still not know how to use zoom

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

Baby keem just wiped the floor with Drake and Kanye

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

The coolest part of working is not getting crippling anxiety from back to school commercials

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Snowflake available for “Home Alone” remake?

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

@realDonaldTrump One term pres. lol

[Fair Fight @fairfightaction]

Vote.

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

Congrats Charlie Labruzzy! You will inspire and lead many. #ForeverBuffs

[John Simpson @JohnSimps1]

@zedsdead Dead Rocks night 1.