John “Enzo Gorlami” Skeever

Johnathan Micheal Skeever. BA in Turf Science @ VPI ‘93. Super Democrat. Whippet Retarded. Angry at the World. 6 Years Pledge Educator - ΔΣΦ. 0 Years Sober.

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I came for the first time in a Great Wolf Lodge bathroom. Had to get that off my chest.

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Any ball knowers?

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Back from college this is what my high school brother is up to in his calc notebook

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Lab partner sent 50V through me today during our final project presentation

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“Before I stick it in, Id like to acknowledge we are preforming these acts on the ancient lands of the Tutelo and Comanche people and recognize their continued relationship with their land and waterways”

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A British person saying university has the same novelty as a muslim saying allahuakbar

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Said the n word in front of my situationship by accident. I had to gas light her for 30 minutes to get out of it

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Been drinking out of a Nalgene for a couple months- my immune system is impenetrable.

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DJ X talk me out of it @Spotify

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Is this a sign to drink and do bag tonight?

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Happy world autism awareness day @JButterswo77647

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Me and my BFH (Boy From Home) chudmaxxing before we go see congress the band play their shitty music at TKE

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Somebody get a harpoon and schooner to wsu

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Gentlemen of the #beev, how many beers for you to take down moto moto

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7am instagram dm from my buddy

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Do Spanish people use acronyms or do they have to thug out the whole sentence

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@boxdestroyer007 Jealous ts was the greatest week of my life. You gotta go to coco bongo

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That time of year where the abroad girls wear turbans in the desert and post it on instagram already?

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Having a blonde chick as a lab partner is a crazy nerf

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Yager of bouse Targaryen, first of her name, Queen of the chuzz, geeds, and of the first chuds, lady of the SEC and protector of the BV

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I took melatonin last night and I dreamt I fell to my death 3 separate times

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Almost certain my chick fil a breakfast sandwich was horse meat