Good morning fellow 'Muricans ! ! Unfortunately I need to announce that my bitch wife has informed me of Ethan Wood's passing due to lung cancer. These damn mamdani blue haired gay liberals got him. Fly high my dear friend. I'll never get a better fishing buddy than you.
Hello fellow Americans ! ! Hope y'all are having an amazing day today! ! I've just noticed my name has 79 in it, it's a mistake for I am not a youngster, I'm John Smith from Austin, Texas and I was born on September 1st 1959!!
Gobless Donald Trump!!!
I heard that the WOKE left is making up rumors about our President being dead. It's pathetic! Mr Donald Trump is better than ever before and just keeps on winning! ! !