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[George Costanza @JohnSteo]

@OWCavalry Updates after every game, it sucks trying to win those 5 games just to see yourself go down or stay the same.

Show ranks in game, it is ranked after all

[George Costanza @JohnSteo]

@Scorch23_ @ItsSomjuu @Flats_OW Looks like junkrat got his shit together and started streaming

[Dennes @_Dennes_]

Just a reminder please don’t buy the $20 Overwatch skins! If no one buys them and blizzard isn’t making money they’ll have to change their aggressive anti consumer micro-transaction. Those skins are beautiful but not worth 20 dollars.

[George Costanza @JohnSteo]

@Flats_OW Quarter life crisis

[George Costanza @JohnSteo]

@bert_dangle

[George Costanza @JohnSteo]

@bert_dangle 👍👍👍👍

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

The wounds are deep now. The pain is so intense that only a ritualistic shaman could heal this country. All of us are suppressing and pushing down our feelings of despair. That’s why Papa Johns is offering a To-Go Pizza for half off through Friday. Papa Johns. We feel you.

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

My world may be crumbling but so is this delicious cookie from Nabisco!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Again so the rules are 1) comedy special tapings are allowed 2) comedy shows are not 3) protests are allowed if you’re protesting the right thing 4) your business and livelihood is closed down and fuck you if you question why! Got it! Good!

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

I hope Biden picks Ellen.
#PowerMove

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

Baseball is about to start.
Evidently they’re going to make the catchers and umpires wear masks!
#HelloFolks

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

I found God today and had him arrested.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

People losing their jobs because of what they tweet is proof that free speech is dead.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I just realized how eerie it is that Corona beer ads have always been just an empty beach or one couple on an island alone. It’s like they knew.

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

You people ever take a minute to think what I must be going thru during this whole thing?

[George Costanza @JohnSteo]

@RealVSteo @dNo718 Fargo

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

I'm holding off on doing press for new special until #TheDyingofALastBreed is also on @Amazon @AmazonPrime as it should be already. Feel free to RT to hurry that up. In meantime it is available on Vimeo here!
https://t.co/m1tLbLUMkb

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Is the new normal going to be getting in 8 hours of awake rather than 8 hours sleep?

Cuz that's what I'm gunning for.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Gf cut my hair, told me I looked like a different person, then started kissing me. Not sure how I feel about this.

[mark normand @marknorm]

- “I’ll call you tomorrow.”

- “Sounds good.” *in my head* Great, now my whole Wednesday is slammed!