John Strobel

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards

[John Strobel @JohnStrobel_]

@SmoothWoody Would you believe I forgot my password and all of a sudden I remembered lol

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You ever have one of them days where you think what else could go wrong? Then you get home, think all is well and then your washing machine bursts into flames? Not even surprised 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@leannareichl you?

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Rounding up the dairy cattle and I catch myself yelling "heyyyy pig" "move it pigs" #whoops

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

A girl asked me today why I love my truck so much. I said "because it doesn't ask stupid questions."

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Instagram took down my Michael Brown post cuz it was to offensive?! I hash tagged don't take offense lol #wtf

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That moment when you pass a fire truck along the side of the road that's smoking...

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When she says she thinks your tractor is sexy >>> #WayToAFarmersHeart lol

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When Luke Bryan's "Rain is a Good Thing" comes on the radio and you're just like....SHUT THE FUCK UP! All we wanna do is bale!

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@cbass2410 my niggas!

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@cbass2410 I need ride! Lol

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@cbass2410 ooooh hell! Might hit ya up!

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@cbass2410 where?!?!

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@cbass2410 the ol mccoys bar lol

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Everybody in this bar is either REtired or REtarded!

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Finally outta the hay and bar bound! #21stBDay #farmerprobs #dedicated

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Do the Kardashians have to buy Bruce Jenner a gift on both Mothers Day and Fathers Day now?

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I've been 21 for exactly 50 minutes and I'm sitting in my garage drinking a beer fiddling with my pulling motor. Yep, nothings changed lol

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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts it would be Christmas all the time

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When it's 1AM and you gotta be up at 230 AM...go to bed or not?! #ThatsTheQuestion