Samsquantch 🇺🇸

ELE - Jackie Moon

[Olivia Dunne @livvydunne]

Just give him the Oscar

[Samsquantch 🇺🇸 @JohnStroupJr]

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[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

I'm starting a company that delivers exercise equipment to people's doors, regardless of whether they ordered it or not.

I call it Jehovah's Fitness.

[Brett Hollander @BrettHollander]

This is out of Naked Gun or Airplane.

And one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

The internet has been redeemed for a day.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's OK to love America.

[Tiffany ✨ @tiffanyandsadie]

Let’s leave the UFC cage up and just use it in lieu of political debates from now on.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn

AMERICA 🇺🇸

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

When your dad says buy a tractor, but you find a military tank tor the same price

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

Oh no…. 😳

[Radical Left Receipts @radleftreceipts]

Elon Musk isn't stealing from me. Somali immigrants and fraudsters are stealing from me.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dudes will see this and think “hell yeah”

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[greg @greg16676935420]

My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Reason #5059 why women live longer than men

[Marty Hogan @marty_hogan]

OK... take my money

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Paddy Pimblett fought a boxer with Down syndrome in a charity exhibition match. He let the guy score a knockout.

What great sportsmanship.

[Ross Patterson @StJamesStJames]

@AdamSchefter This is how bad @GovPritzker and @ChicagosMayor suck at their jobs. Not only are people and businesses fleeing Chicago, the legendary Chicago Bears team is moving to a new state. Keep voting for these assholes.