John Ross Green

he/him • Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin ™

[John Ross Green @JohnTheRun]

*to the tune of the Nationwide jingle*
🎶Bigfoot tried to eat my ass🎶

[Archer wants #ceasefireforgaza🐀🚩𓅙 @battlehateharm]

people used to have these things called union representatives and this is basically what they did

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

worth noting re: college also is that when you do go to college as a woman like the first thing you have to do is go to a bunch of seminars called “how not to get raped here” and “what to do when you get raped” and then they give you a lanyard that says like “NO RAPE ALLOWED ❤️”

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

I’m encouraged to hear that every major corporation is now in favor of the workers seizing the means of production and an eradication of the prison industrial complex. Big news if true!

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

guys they’re reinventing “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” using tiktok therapy/self-help speak its actually so over

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

Hey, I think part of a good regulatory process is to ensure that the people who are incentivized to downplay the impacts of a disaster aren’t the same people measuring the impacts of a disaster but maybe that’s just me

[onion person @CantEverDie]

do gamers ever get tired of doing this

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

If you want all your neighbors to be Christian move to Vatican City.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

“Shot by NYPD bullets” is a new one.

[hellon dude @allahliker]

honestly insane way to report on the fact that trump is timing a rug pull to coincide with the election

[Ryan Marotta @RyanJMarotta]

“I didn’t change my mind about Trump being ‘America’s Hitler’; I changed my mind about that being a bad thing.”

[Nathan Goldwag 🇺🇦 @GoldwagNathan]

Truly impossible to overstate how bad things are going to get if this garbage turns out to be a winning strategy.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Think of the amazing amount of power and money this guy has and he has the brain of an 8th grader

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

incredible stuff is happening