John Took

Celtic fan. Proud Scottish person in London/Ireland. 6'7 tall, which is the bane of my life. Enjoys toast. Father of 3. Tax contractor

[John Took @JohnTheTim1]

@cm9798 @adamtkennedy98 McCoist used all his usual stock cliché-ridden phrases. He's an over excitable toddler.

Agree re Fletcher. He genuinely never shuts up and I always find an alternative stream when he's on.

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@KMSharp72 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS To clarify. He's lying. And you're a fucking monumental moron

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@louorns @celtic_jaime He's a cliché-machine. Luckiest man on the planet

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@GuntherEagleman @WallStreetApes The fat rapist falls asleep on camera almost every day. So don't give us this SHITE

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@RupertLowe10 No you're not.

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Hey. Are @CelticFC making a cunt of it again? 🤔

#celtic #mon
#shambles

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@DaveKent101 @dave43law Oh look. Another reform moron

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@JamieBrysonLLB You're great entertainment. I'll give you that.

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@GuntherEagleman @krassenstein Gunther. America are not stealing Iran's oil. Understand?

[John Took @JohnTheTim1]

@ecolitical @OWS1892 @kennygfrederick Alison, are you a bit thick?

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@RobertJenrick Are you not aware of the history of NI?

Plus, he came in when you were Immigration Minister.

You make a cunt of yourself. Every. Single. Time.

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@CaliforniaMama5 @AdamKinzinger @GregoryKBovino You're so stupid you can't even get Trumpy's spelling of Dumocrats right

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@CelticFC Jesus. Can you do ANYTHING right? Ffs

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@sacredbritannia @BladeoftheS That's an out and out lie. In order to even contemplate considering offering that as true, you'd need to ask every single tourist why they're visiting. And even then, it's not a moral reason for keeping them. This "argument" annoys the hell out of me

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@graham13251541 @scotsunsport Aw. Still with the "abandoned game" patter. Disproved on the day.
And it's got fuck all to do with you anyway

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@55am_1872 @scotsunsport Oops. Try again Sevco Sam.

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@tomnsue5 @covie_93 She was astonishingly calm given she was interviewing a smelly, fat paedophile rapist who was shouting at her.

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@STVNews Please change this fucking sycophantic bullshit headline

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Here's hoping @itvfootball coverage of the world cup is better than this complete shambles

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@itvfootball ITV4 constantly apologising fpr lack of commentary for the Morocco/Norway game.

Honestly, don't apologise. It's a breath of fresh air.

#MOROCCO #NORWAY

[John Took @JohnTheTim1]

@itvfootball ITV4 constantly apologising fpr lack of commentary for the Morocco/Norway game.

Honestly, don't apologise. It's a breath of fresh air.

#MOROCCO #NORWAY