John Topliffe

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@_DavidLSmith @benrector This is guaranteed to be a hit.

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Love this contest by #Vitaminwater encouraging less smartphone use. I would use the extra time to focus on quality time with my 2 yr old and new born. My CPA exams studies would benefit and when not studying would read more books and pick up a new hobby. #nophoneforayear #contest

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18 Picture Perfect Epic Fails, Your Stomach Will Hurt From Laughing 😭

https://t.co/0ISmpxNXAS

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Let's grab a happy hour drink before you make me laugh my ass off tonight @KevinHart4real

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@_DavidLSmith you seriously bagged that and then locked me out... So disrespectful

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I would rather cut my ears off with a rusty butter knife than listen to female country.

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I must be really late to this party but the onion satirical news is absolutely hilarious. http://t.co/B2Toa4p8Z1

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I want to perfect "Bohemian Rhapsody" and travel cross country dominating karaoke competitions.

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Bored at work and broke into random dance thanks to "Fancy" just realized I need a career change to dance choreography.

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You know you have great friends when they go out of their way to create you a http://t.co/XWaxFX5ZzP dating profile.

[John Topliffe @JohnTopliffe]

@TjGlansburg24 @tatrutt11 I'm going to tweet MTKO and see if they tweet me back.

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The Blackhawks are down 1-3, the Heat are up 3-1, and I fly out for Daytona Beach Saturday morning. Life is swell.