John V. Curtis

New Yorker. Story Teller. Theatre aficionado. Drinker of afternoon tea. Lover of all things lovely.

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@Franklin_Graham Check your wardrobe sir. Any cotton in it? Then you are also sinning. Same if you endorse football, as according to Leviticus that is also a sin.

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This is how dictatorships begin…

Donald Trump is evil incarnate. As are any politicians who support an enable him.

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MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!

This will only be the beginning 😳

Donald Trump Says He’ll Name Himself Chairman Of Kennedy Center And Oust Board Members https://t.co/zfP88xDeyz via @Deadline

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@ColinJost though I guess I can’t blame you two for laughing at your own jokes every week. Because if you don’t, then who will?

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Hey, @ColinJost, sex trafficking is no laughing matter. Making your joke even more disgusting was the fact that you laughed at it yourself, as you and Michael Che do every week.

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