John William McConnell

being chiefly contextless and uncapitalized fragments of my writing, other complaints

[John William McConnell @JohnWilliamMC]

love love that the first chatgpwhatever generated essay I ever get cites 19th c clergyman Octavious Frothingman and his 1891 work Recollections and Impressions, 1822-1890*chef’skiss*

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i don’t know why im surprised every time I see m night at a sixers game

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today’s sandwich the d.i.y. Crunchy Elvis con fuoco: pb and Nutella on grocery store bread, extra peanuts with sliced jalapeño. Met expectations.

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just hallucinated Facebook was started by a guy named Lenny Facebook

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NBA nicknames we need: Brooklyn Bridges, Shai Gorgeous, Victor Ayahuasca

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lol

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kelly Moran what the shit is this fuck

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what if this is all a psy-op to trick Q weirdos and conservatives into buying electric cars tho

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baby born without feet: otherwise fine!

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having eaten the whole thing can confirm suspicion that the sandwich was too big

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An adaptation of Shakespeare set in grad school “Much ABD about Nothing”

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hey it’s me, ur boi, in the latest issue of @AmeriChord. looks pretty, reads pretty. Buy it! https://t.co/qz91KU1dTi

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you know that shits literature when it has grackles in it

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garamond or gtfo

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is asshole a gendered insult and if so why

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shakira shakira shakira

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heavy metal Gershwin cover band “orgy and death”

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hey look it’s me in a thing. my story “mythology” is in that there lit mag.

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the dolorous sproing of wrecked piano guts

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demar derozan’s heath ledger’s joker tattoo