John Marsh

[John Marsh @JohnZavyn]

@ThreeLeafCom
💻 New blog post: Creating Deterministic UUIDs with UUIDv5 & X.500 🚀

Generate reliable and repeatable IDs for databases & systems with:
✅ DNS, URL, OID, and X.500 namespaces
✅ Code examples
✅ Tips for creating stable database keys

https://t.co/IILpaWEOJL

[John Marsh @JohnZavyn]

"All I really want for Christmas is a long winter’s nap." 💤 Sorry, Mariah, naps are the real Christmas miracle. 🎄😴 #ChristmasMood #NapTime

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🇺🇸🗳️ Show off your #vote in style! Whether you’re overseas or right here in the #USA, our “I Voted Online” gear is perfect for #Election season. 🌍✈️

Zazzle: https://t.co/huPRM8RO2n
Redbubble: https://t.co/mxdH7Fjee7

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Just dropped my first YouTube video about @mammouth_ai! It’s a new platform that promises some serious AI power for just €10/month. I had fun testing it out, and our dog, Stormy, even got involved! Check it out here: https://t.co/KxOzDUIw5R

#AI #ChatGPT @Mistral #YouTube #Blog

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🐻🗳️ Show your support for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in style! Check out our “Bears for Harris / Walz” T-shirts now available on Redbubble and Zazzle! Perfect for rallies, voting, and everyday pride. 🇺🇸✨

🛍️ Get yours now:
🔗 https://t.co/yGRDbqu4gG

#HarrisWalz2024 #Vote2024

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My Patronus isn’t an animal, it’s a glass of wine! 🧙‍♂️🍷✨ Because magic comes in many forms. 😉 #Wizards #Patronus #SelfCare

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🧙‍♂️ Weasley vs. Quirrell: Who would win the Wizard’s Chess Tournament? ♟️⚡ Place your bets! 🪄

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Just imagine Professor McGonagall and Mrs. Norris having a midnight gossip session under the moonlight at Hogwarts 🌕🐾. What would they have discussed in these 'purr-sonal' chats? 😹🧙🏼‍♀️

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 🐔 To advertise his restaurant… but does he know it’s not just bird feed on the menu? 🍴
There is a restaurant near where we live that has a logo similar to this one I have made. I cannot help but smirk every time we drive past it.

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Friend: What’s the weather like?
Me: Based on the humidity, our dragons must breathe steam instead of fire! 🌡️🔥 🐉💨

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🔥 Me: "Hey, weather app, what’s the five-day forecast?" 🌧️

Weather app: "Mostly sunny with a slight chance of DRAGON FIRE. 🐉🔥

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I have no doubts that my programming abilities would be enhanced if I had a CS degree, but it still gives me pause when I see it listed as a job requirement. I hope that 40+ years of programming experience might make up for that 😊 💻

AI generated image is on point! LOL

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Since there is so much media focus on the US President and his rival, I wanted to find out more about the VP when she was endorsed as the presidential nominee:
https://t.co/qOLbnIjHGe

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Harry Potter books renamed for Hermione Granger... 🧙🏼‍♀️🪄

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All. The. Time.

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I don't want to be a troll, but sometimes I really want to ask... 🔬🤔

[John Marsh @JohnZavyn]

Nobody: 🤷
Not a Single Person: 🧐
Absolutely No Lifeform 👾
Not Even a Droid: 🤖
Literally No One or Thing in the Universe: 🌌

Me: Ham Solo 🍖🚀🛸

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Just another day pondering the mysteries of life…

What if the only real difference between us and other animals is #ExistentialDread?

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📚 The Meme Lending Library is open! 📚

🤓 Leave a meme, take a meme, share a meme.

🕵️‍♂️ Steal this meme!

🗑️ Check out this mysterious guy who's already started the trend! 👀

#MemeLibrary #ShareTheLaughs #RecycleMemes #MemeThief #StealThisMeme