Edible at 6 on a Wednesday means it’s time to go watch the old whistle sports videos about crazy 8 year old football kids and see what schools they ended up at
Hate when pops think he’s nascar worthy for cutting 3 minutes off our trip and I have to act like I don’t constantly top out his 2019 Volkswagen Jetta on the interstate #pleasebe18
Playing cut the rope in the front row of my class. Hope the kids behind me will use this info to realize they have a ball knower in their class #college
Just spent my Saturday night throwing bread and tomatoes out the window on my apartment at people. Indian (likely smelly) took one to the dome. Spiral on the bread was looking like prime Rodgers #shoutouteddylacy
In class watching the Ryder Cup on some knock off buffstreams. A jerkmate add came up. Tits everywhere. I sit in the front row of said class . #bringbackstreameast
Having a girlfriend during football season is throwing me for a loop. What do you mean I have to visit you in the hospital and can’t watch the Octobox or the Witching Hour