Jonathan Clubber

Cigar Smoker, Adrenaline Lover,Fueled by caffeine and questionable decisions. High Stakes Gambling.All things Cleveland Sports. Defend the Land.

[Jonathan Clubber @John_Clubber67]

When Life Sucks I enjoy the Head.

[Jonathan Clubber @John_Clubber67]

@Corinnakopf_ox Wonder what the pie squared of that ass is #mathematics #mentalmath

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@BigDADDY67769 Clubber: Constantly Leaving Unfortunate Boyfriends Bitter, Empty, Replaced #nuffsaid #respectearnednotgiven

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Just took my son through his old man’s Ab routine. He thought we were doing abs. Turns out we were doing a colonoscopy without the equipment.
I told him no pain, no gain. He told me to go fuck myself. Most of got that attitude from his mom😂. He hasn’t earned the Clubber Name.

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@PiperRockelle Wonder what the circumference is of that ass #Needtoknow #Pie

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@m_dyline It’s like comparing a winning Powerball ticket to a used condom. #BeautyandtheBeast

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@otokyo__ In case the Clubber Leaks come out #strapped

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@mary7sf9k3q My 3rd wife had small titties and I, Clubber, was able to grab them and stretch them with a simple pull and tug method. #Meta

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@sophieraiin Wouldn’t mind watching Paint Dry on her #WeirdNotWeird

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@higherstupid If Skenes can do it Clubber can too

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@courtsidemediaa Kobe Bryant is already removed, Kaboom #tragic #mambaoppurtunity

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@ChadFisher Missed Opportunity,Josh. She blinked twice! Tear her up #GoodEats #Bebetter

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Had to sit through a Sexual Assault Presentation. I would rather sit on Pinocchio’s faces and tell him a 1,000 lies then sitting through that again. Safe to say I’m sticking to the golden standard of blinking twice it’s consent and if they resist go harder in the Paint. #BS #Real

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Went to the Lord’s Store, Walmart yesterday and peeped a Latina Snow-bunny. Safe to say I was hypnotized by all of that ass. 7th wife??? Followed he around the whole store while stimming and she didn’t question a single thing. Am I in? #ShowbunnyHaven #ClubbedUp

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@M1llaTheK1lla @Real_Jfk_Q_jr1 I mean this kind of turned me on. #weirdnotweird

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@M1llaTheK1lla Probably bet on all things Democrat, Santiago. It pains me to say it but there taking over. I'm starting to think my vote was just a suggestion. Might as well start learning the national anthem in Spanish. #HardTruth #Red4Life #DeportAliens

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@FrankHodgie74 Nice seeing you too, Frank. Apparently my son skipped the urinal etiquette portion of his upbringing. He got a front-row education in what a real man looks like. He now has unrealistic expectations for the rest of his life. #fatherlikeson #hairy #punnishim

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@barstoolsports Brother would lose 100 straight and still be winning. I wouldn't mind watching her do absolutely nothing for 45 minutes.#huzz #letseat

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@BigDADDY67769 I get more ass then a toilet seat, Johnny. The “huzz” looked to get clubbed and know I’m a your body my choice type of gentleman. Blink twice and that’s consent. Duke Fan talkin about pussy😹😹. #nuffsaid #GetClubbed

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@Tolly_Tweetz I’d install a bathroom camera just to check the plumbing,obviously #safety #alleyesondeck #clubbersupervision

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@Complex Those Breast have a Dairy License #incredible #milk #twobreastoneclubber