John O'Rourke

[John O'Rourke @John_J_ORourke]

@annamlulis Happy holidays, MAGA bitch!

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@themagaking You moronic piece of shit, Obama didn’t name the ACA after himself. Stupid MAGA imbecile.

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@StandUpForTrmp E

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@StandUpForElonn Scumbag

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@StandUpForTrmp E

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@nhlpens Muse finally realized that Kevin Hayes’ blinding speed and laser-like accuracy are tailor-made for shootouts.

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@POTUSupporters Pig

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@iceburghNHL @PenguinsJesus Still the same cap hit if they do, but over four years.

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@iceburghNHL @PenguinsJesus No one is going to take him in trade, and if he retires the Pens still have the cap hit. The only recourse, sad to say, is if they determine the heart condition makes it impossible to continue.

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@AGretz Past TWO games? More like past six.

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@tanner9225 @MarkMaddenX Have to agree. The second and third OTT goals were pure slop that sucked out what little life the Penguins had.

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@JoshYohe_PGH That last OTT goal — was that stupidity by Silovs or rotten coaching by Muse?

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@WaffleBoar @JoshYohe_PGH Definitely. Hope he gives them a hometown discount!

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@laralogan And you’re a fucking bitch.

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@SenTuberville Happy Holidays, Tubby! I’m working on a Christmas song about you, and it’s going smoothly as Tuberville rhymes with “imbecile.”

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@NickAdamsinUSA Do you need antibiotics to get the orange butt makeup out of your mouth, or does Listerine do it?

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@Michael19981430 @JeffStorobinsky Close. The print shop where he worked printed Goober’s Grab Bag prize tickets, getting Goober in trouble with Floyd. Two different episodes.

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@ThePatriotOasis He didn’t take a bullet, he took a packet of ketchup.

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@Hot_Pepper76 Blue Oyster Cult