John Monnery

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Norway consistently getting lucky with decisions in this game. I suppose FIFA must want to keep it interesting.

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@mattforde The fact that sometimes, for no apparent reason, we become really bad at football.

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@theoldzealand Turns out Hassan is the best player in the world. Who knew?!

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Good to see we have the Harry Kane who flatly refuses to move back again.

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@nocontextfm1 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@SouthamptonFC Well this is awkward...

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@gavin_brickwood You can't be offside from a goal kick.

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Why are West Ham prioritising being terrible over relegating Spurs??? #NEWWHU

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@AVFCOfficial If we score that goal it gets disallowed before the fans can start to cheer.

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@PL_Match_Centre Busy day for you today

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@Joeebaker98 @villareport I can and I will! 🤣

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#BUNAVL - 89”

Walker stands on Buendias foot inside the area bringing him down and causing his boot to come off.

VAR checked the incident and deemed that the boot came off his foot magically.

No pen!

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@AVFCStatto Cos it's Villa

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@AVFCOfficial Sure. Can't have Villa getting points

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@SweezzyAV What do I have to do to get a game FFS?!

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Just woke up and remembered Villa are playing later. FML 😫

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@mattforde You're winning the Europa at a canter at this rate

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@NUFCMurph I'd save your prayers for something that's actually unlikely. Forest are better than us. We have to play Liverpool, Man City, and presumably someone else who'll beat us if they've ever played football before. No champions league football it a nailed on certainty.

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@WolvesFan137 Leave it with us. We're doing our best to ban ourselves from champions league football.