John Newton, CPA, CFP

Dog dad. Class of '91. Single. Go Camels.

[John Newton, CPA, CFP @John_Newton91]

My week in sports:
-MLB: 12 game losing streak
-NCAA: Star player out for season with wrist injury
-Soccer: Relegated to the third tier of England
-NBA: Blown 12 Pt. 4th quarter lead at home
-NFL: Best defensive player traded
Safe to say I will be drinking this week.

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@walkemdownbarry Ya but she’s hot and posting in bikinis so it’s cool.

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When you go 2/2 at Gaspirilla after ending things with your 7/10 situationship.

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Nice variety this year for Johnny.

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go to the gym at 5am and then the next day at 10pm. There is levels.

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I like massive foreheads.

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locked in this am for the internship.

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not huge into Snapchat these days. But in the summer from 11am to 4pm, is there anything better? #showmethosecannons

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is there anything more useless than high school student government?

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@walkemdownbarry If she's a rocket expand? haha just kidding incest is not okay with John here.

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@bobhill1034 @bobbyro07505116 Bob I don’t like this. I love it.

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working as a sub at the local high school before I work my big boy job. Can promise you the future of our country is doomed. These kids are so weird.

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Graduated college this weekend. Heard it’s all downhill from here. I’ll take my chances.

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mood.

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@luhaxel $55 for a pic all together is amateur hour axel. That being said, handled the post pic like a pro.

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Busch Apples are overrated.

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@MissWoopin anastasia you continue to play your football. shame the coach surrounds you with weak minded men. #shrink

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@JohnnyRitt401 classic left.

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whores and the earth once a year.

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@walkemdownbarry @_MaxAb17 @RLawndart Giacomo Sinopoli. If you see this Giacomo that hurt like a bitch and you’re a pussy. #shrink