John R C Smith

Works with books, goes home and reads books, spends the weekend writing books... occasionally does something normal to deceive people.

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Disappointed Stormont isn't the lovechild of Stormzy and Jorah Mormont

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Spent most of the long Easter weekend trying to figure out what day the bins go out now

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Tilda Swinton's the only person who could make a female Doctor Who work. She would be incredible, but let's be realistic, it won't happen

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The Gen 2 Pokemon Go Update is not enough to trick me into giving up my life for months again

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A Day In John's Life: Episode 9,104: Puzzled by a Petrol Pump

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The two blue ticks of crushing rejection

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Honestly shocked that so many people like Pink Panther wafers

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Been labouring over Proust for weeks, but every now and then a brilliant quote appears and I fall back in love with it

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I'll be disappointed when The Last Guardian actually DOES come out and we can't joke about the 500 delays anymore

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So happy #PERFECTILLUSION is doing so well! Will never stop getting hyped for Gaga

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@AngelxOxBabiie That you're an emotional mess from the USA :D (with a penchant for dogs) xo

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You can tell a lot about someone by their list of frequently used emojis

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That feeling of smug popularity when your mate's looking at your phone and you get 2 texts

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#9YearsDeathlyHallows is giving me nostalgia goosebumps. I will never forget the excitement, or the heartbreak

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Would everyone kindly edit their spareroom listings with which pokemon they've seen in their area? Thanks in advance #PokemonGOuk

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Theresa May might actually be Dolores Umbridge

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Is it acceptable to sneak into someone's house because there's a Pokemon there? Asking for a friend

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All day I've felt like the future is bleak. It's been decided by people who meant well, but have been fooled by a misguided patriotism

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I think the window cleaner might be trying to break in, but it's too late now to close the curtains

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Today is an opportunity to find and retweet all your 'omg Bob Hoskins has died' from 2 years ago and for it to be relevant again, somehow