J u A n

Was MVP of the Palm Springs Elementary Turkey Bowl. Aspiring foot model. Once saw Alonzo Morning at a Marlins game. Used to make smoothies for Jorge Sedano.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Replied to 3 emails, ate lunch, and left work early...

[The Dade County Dirtbag @dadedirtbag305]

Bougainvillea's in South Miami aka “The Boug” is the best place in all of Miami to bang a recently divorced Lourdes girl.

[J u A n @John_The_G]

Pissing with a boner

[Aunty Kitty @wake_up_girl_3]

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

[miya @miyarah_]

el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Didn't know baseball players could get CTE.

[David L. Williams 🐬 🙌 ! @DavidWi57917109]

Looks about right Ex Dolphin🐬

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

U miss one exit in Miami n end up in Cuba

[The God Hand @TheGodHandFGC]

Hes still trauma dumping too

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet

[Videos AI Could Never Recreate @VideosAICant]

just learned this guys daughter and wife are still alive and he was saying they died cause they left him

[J u A n @John_The_G]

We don’t wanna see him winning #Kodak

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

Tunnel vision on keeping Florida free. 🇺🇸

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way

[J u A n @John_The_G]

Another sacrifice to the hurricane gods

[WPLG Local 10 News @WPLGLocal10]

BREAKING OVERNIGHT: A man was killed early Tuesday morning after being struck by a Brightline train in Fort Lauderdale, police confirmed. https://t.co/60nKXdnqJ6

[J u A n @John_The_G]

Neither can Travis

[sour patch💕 @sugapatchi]

guys i can’t breathe

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

A credit score but for how efficiently you board/get off a plane

[The Dade County Dirtbag @dadedirtbag305]

A lot of Miami “networking” is just broke people introducing each other to other broke people.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

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[Steve Ballmer @Steven_Ballmer]

For my Los Angeles Clippers followers

This has been a very difficult time for everybody associated with the Clippers, and for that, I have sincere regrets. I want to apologize to our fans, employees, and my fellow NBA team owners for the distraction and distress this matter has caused, for which I accept responsibility as principal owner.

We are committing to put this chapter behind us. We have communicated to the NBA that we are complying with the penalties assessed by the league, have paid the fine, and are moving forward. While there are still disagreements concerning the findings in the report, this is not where I want to focus. Team owners should support, not distract.

The challenges ahead of us are significant, but so is our resolve. We will continue to build our team and invest in our community. The confidence of our fans is our priority. With our talented roster, outstanding staff and clear vision, I am certain that we will compete at the highest level and be an organization our fans can be proud of.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Valerie has breaking Greg Cote news:

[molson 🧠⚙️ @Molson_Hart]

What’s happening with China’s economy?

I don’t know.

I don’t think anyone does.

Economies are complex systems, too big and dynamically predictable to understand.

But something is definitely happening.

I think that China is being scared.

Scared to spend money.

Scared to go out and eat, drink, and be merry.

Scared to make love, to live life.

“Economy is bad.”

“Ai will take my job.”

With its manufacturing (atoms, not bits) China probably has the most AI-resistant economy in the world.

And things are getting cheaper every year.

Salaries are rising in most places while food is less.

Imagine that.

But people just aren’t spending.

It feels like the country and its people has worked itself into a psychological funk that it cannot break itself out of.

The solution is to just stop being scared and go out and live.

Meanwhile, America needs to the opposite.

It needs to stop being stupid.

It needs to save, stop doing drugs, work harder etc.

Like I said in the video, both countries would be better off if they imitated each other a bit.

America, stop being stupid.

China, stop being scared.