John Anderson

Co-publisher at Soaring Penguin Press. He/him

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

We've got a sort of Day of the Triffids thing going on in the allotment outside our flat.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

They keep making hearing aids smaller and smaller. It seems to me they should make them look more Airpods. Then they'd be cool to wear and be seen.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@nitouche @susie_dent My wife really likes this. I fear I may hear it again.

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@therealhavana I was going to leave you alone but my boy wanted to look in on you.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@cessonmute My wife is a physio. This made her day.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@GailSimone Ultron, Ultron 2, Ultron 3...

[michael sheen 💙 @michaelsheen]

Welsh TV folks! This is a great opportunity for someone. Please share on your networks. Ta. x https://t.co/JybmFVY96f

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@GailSimone Sim One?

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@susie_dent So why wouldn't it be dog day morning?

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@QuintalistGame usually I enjoy your game, but today I see one of the choices for city north of the Arctic circle is Nunavut Canda. There is literally nothing right in that option.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

I feel seen.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'spuddle' (19th century): to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

In a heroic move, Gisele Pelicot fought to make public the videos of her unconscious rapes at the hands of over 50 men and won. She wanted the public “to look rape straight in the eyes.” Shame, she said, must change sides —from the victims to the perpetrators.

Police found more than 20,000 videos and photographs of Gisele drugged and being raped by various men on her husband’s devices in a folder titled “Abuse.”

On Friday, the judge complied with Gisele’s demand and showed the evidence “necessary for the manifestation of the truth.”

12 rape videos and 10 photos were shown over the courtroom’s three flat screens and projected into the overflow room for members of the public while the perpetrators in the videos sat in shame watching their own despicable criminal acts being exposed.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

Am I the only one who gets TMTG and TMNT mixed up?

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@thenatewolf Decades ago, on two occasions within a month of each other, a woman who had agreed to go out with me had to decline; their ex-boyfriend suddenly proposed.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

One of the unexpected consequences of wfh is that I talk to myself far too much. Which wouldn't be a problem except I can't seem to stop when I'm out in public.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@Das_Not_Gooddd Marrying my wife. I mean, I know it's not a habit - I only did it the once - and it's so not a hobby. But I'm a nicer guy and so much more secure having her in my life.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@missmulrooney Our cat seems to love my wife best. Even though I'm the one who lets him in and out, fills his kibble bowl and cleans his litter box. But I work from home so I'm with him all day, every day. I think he's forgotten I'm human.

[John Anderson @John__Anderson]

@sarapolton Oh, sheep dip?