JP

In a world full of constipation and diarrhoea it’s okay to be a normal piece of shit sometimes, remember that.

[JP @John_magee6]

Capitano Magnifico 🪄🇵🇹

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Bruno Fernandes has REJECTED Al Hilal proposal. ❌🇸🇦

Despite crazy contract proposal from the Saudi Pro League club, Bruno Fernandes wants to continue playing football in Europe.

Man United captain wants to play at top level in Europe. Decision made.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🇾🇪🔜

[JP @John_magee6]

This keeper has a serious issue of palming the ball into a danger zone absolute tube

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

Perfect diving from Ashley Young

Everton won a penalty kick in stoppage times

https://t.co/3iTwBXixr2

[JP @John_magee6]

@D_DeGea someone somewhere owes you an apology

[Andy Stevenson @andyste123]

A lot of deleted tweets by McGregor this morning.

To be clear, Paul Hughes is a shining example and ambassador for Irish MMA, both inside and outside the cage.

Also, anyone who calls themselves an Irish patriot should value and respect the population in the north of Ireland.

[Manuel Ugarte @manuugarte8]

When we have the ball, it’s a game and when we don’t, it’s a fight

Let’s keep it going always together

#FACup @ManUtd

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

DOGSSSSS. WHAT A PERFORMANCE.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

The original starboy.

[JP @John_magee6]

I wish I was back home in Derry

[JP @John_magee6]

Let’s just get a petition goin to relegate Southampton with immediate effect, horrific

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Always love it when Bruno Fernandes casually reminds everyone why he’s world class

https://t.co/vkb82sopt0

[JP @John_magee6]

@wfurnell @EoghanDoran @RonanSmyth00 @MorganSmyth99 @rorytrainor25 @oistindevlin

[MUFCEDIT @MUFCEDIT]

OLD TRAFFORD ❤️

[JP @John_magee6]

@Caoland94 Something will be smashed up

[JP @John_magee6]

If there’s any truth to this the next person to come in better hit the ground running cuz the fans will be on him like a rash if not, the man deserves another season the shit he’s put up with 👍

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

🚨🎙️ @DiMarzio via @_GIFN

"At the end of the season, Man United will say goodbye to Ten Hag. It is certain, they will be saying goodbye to him."

[JP @John_magee6]

@Caoland94 @WhatWeWitnessed 🤣🤣

[JP @John_magee6]

@niallmilligan14 @The_Gerrard_Era @Marktrainor99 Leave him alone fs he’s hangin out of his hole still

[JP @John_magee6]

Casemiro written all over this

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🔵 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | A blue card will be introduced to football as part of 'sin-bin' trials!

If a blue card is given, the player will be removed from the field for 10 minutes if they commit a cynical foul or show dissent, reports @TeleFootball.

[JP @John_magee6]

@UnitedStandMUFC @bethTmufc @KevinAshford7 @DoubleAFutebol Sick of this old farts opinion tbh

[TC @totalcristiano]

This version of Cristiano Ronaldo for Manchester United was unbelievable.
https://t.co/c91ksUwJkv