Whoever made this penance.
I hope your pillow is forever warm on both sides.
I hope your coat and pants pockets get caught on every door handle.
I hope you stub your toe more frequently.
I hope eggs when baking always come out black.
I hope your socks get ate by the washer.
Are skitarii normally this unhinged?? I'm playing darktide and my creature is talking about how they like the sound of bones breaking and the smell of blood