John

Im John, I take photos of beautiful things and share them with the world. Not here though, this is just for blogging and complaining. Probably about you :)

[John @John_rants]

@Dominos_UK hey did you guys change your recipes recently? Didn't really enjoy this one as much as usual 😦

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Me: "Regular or Grande?"
C: "Medium"
Me internally: That wasn't a fucking option -_-
#BaristaLife #baristaproblems

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@The_Algorithm I'll be quick. Brute Force album was incredible, and I enjoyed the orchestral fusion on Boot. It worked v well. Keep it up!

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I would laugh but really it's bad for the whole planet #Elections2016 #trump

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This is what happens when young people don't vote. Old people do and they take us back 30 years #Elections2016 #trump

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@IGN #givetheboysjobs <3 Also Season 3 of Prepare to Try please! Fantastic series!!!

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C: Can I have a double expresso risotto please?
Me: -screams internally-
#baristaproblems #Baristalife

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The coffee was awful, it was too strong I hated it
If u wanted a pissweak coffee I wouldve made u 1, but Im not a mindreader#baristaproblems

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When u mess up your hair and have to spend the next 10 hours serving customers looking like a fucking pineapple #baristaproblems

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@ayyitsdomrao mines down

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@branbert yeah, gutted was rooting for ya. Check out Mike and Zhi's match commentary on SF5RBKULTIMATE YouTube. That shit was hilarious

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@branbert shame you didn't make it out of pools, but you won beard of the year for sure!

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@PokemonGoApp highest grossing game, FIX YOUR SERVERS OMG

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#PokemonGO

The game where you are afraid to catch a Pokemon in case the game freezes again.

#fixpokemongoservers

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Hands down best DS series, great work man, your hard work has won the heart of the YT community and made you a star https://t.co/1QiwdvkweX

[DeModcracy @theDeModcracy]

Soulsborne Boss Ranking Finale is Live. RT this tweet for a chance to win a DS3 Season Pass by noon(EST) July 8th!

https://t.co/MkN4pzg1hf

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@SunlightBlade I would say RamesesB takes it because Instrumental Core NEVER BLOODY UPLOADS ANYMORE :(

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@SunlightBlade the realest of questions - RamesesB or Instrumental Core? 😎

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@Nigel_Farage Resign as an MEP you bilious hypocrite!!
#resignfarage

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You know you're poor when you have to scrape a few £ out of your penny pot for petrol so you can get to work.
#fml
Poorest I've ever been.

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@DavidCameron_MP You have been the biggest failure of a prime minister in our history. This is all your fault. #EUref #cameronresign