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@Vassar

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Need to speak with the first human who said “switch-o change-o”

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@sonofabandteach this should've blown up

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@sonofabandteach if i get something posted to this page will you buy me a drink at our next union

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unnecessarily stinky: peanut butter & ketchup

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@sandofsky @sonofabandteach hows that doge workin out for ya?

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Just saw a very young boy run out of the local Cumberland Farms shouting “Boonk Gang!” .. do you think he snagged a Hersheys Bar?

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Odds you go react to the first 100 BeReals on the discovery page!!! 1 in 2!!!

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Got my first flat tire today. On the phone with Progressive’s Roadside Assistance Program as I type this. Thought post grad life was supposed to be awesome. Lo and Behold- may not be the case right away. Ripped this puppy right open on a Vassar curb.
-$200 from the bank account.

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Stood in that awkward position for a record 30 minutes where you can’t fully stand on the plane but you need to get your carry-on above you because you don’t want to get cut off by the people behind you.. do yk what I’m walking about?

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“Would” is a very strange word

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Listen up. Just patented ShavePaste. It’s like tooth paste but for shaving. Think about it 😧🧐

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Thinking about Mitchel Musso today.

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104 CASES

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Gastro Arthritis

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Haven’t once pronounced “caprese” correct

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felt compelled to return to tweetter to complain about this- one time verification codes are never only one time! #boomerTok #angryandfrustrated

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darn man, super not stoked to have missed santa con this year. lets for sure go next year.. get the santa hat and just.. get super lit. word. okay peace.

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Joe Biren

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I’d like to know who’s the scoundrel that hurt Ms. Polachek’s feelings

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Been missing apple juice