JohneRandom

60 yr old grandpa working towards cantankerosity.

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@Akito__Tenkawa @EricSpracklen To all the Boomers and GenXr's perusing this post -- If your kids are whiney and lazy fucks who have no hope for America or their own life-- Fuck them! Leave all your assets to charity -- They are miserable and that is how they are happiest. Ungrateful fucks deserve nothing!

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@TheOfficerTatum Don’t take your guns to town son… leave your guns at home

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A monkey wrench is not a pipe wrench, nor is it a crescent wrench. If your dad asks for a screwdriver - ya should ask flathead or phillips or bring him both - or get him a vodka and OJ. If your dad asks for a cotter pin in the drawer over there and you have one of these and a straight one — you should bring him the straight one - because that is a cotter pin. The one that is wavy is a hitch pin. Spend more time with your dad, even if he’s a pain — cause he won’t be around forever. And if ya didn’t have a dad? Make friends with someone that had a dad and learn some shit.

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@washghost1 Budget friendly household cleaner, fabric softener and ricotta cheese maker:

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@WallStreetApes On a camping trip - I may forget a pillow, cooking pan or mosquito repellant... but I will never forget the instant coffee.

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@WallStreetApes Starbucks coffee is 98.5% WATER - the markup is even more than Wingstop. Drink water at home and save yourself the money.

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@TaraBull Galveston, Tx Most days.

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@samx_reels If you're over 60... You'll never forget this. Grab a fire extinguisher and defend yourself!

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@pratikdunya F the piece of plastic! What's up with this electric range? Looks like a pain the butt to clean if you spill something.

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@ClownWorld People still order grandfather clocks?

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@RayRay_2024 @Ribera420 @ClownWorld Well -- I stand corrected then. I thought the instrument cluster on the tank and color matched my buddies bike perfectly.

It's hard to keep the vehicle identification database in my brain up to date. I guess I am getting old.

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@TheMimi501 @washghost1 Ball up the foil and it's excellent for grill scrubbing at the park and rest top grills. Fire and heat will kill anything else.

One of the best steaks I ever ate came from a rinsed off flat rock that was placed on top of a campfire.

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@barrycunningham According to experts, you can't see "crazy" in the eyes.

According to me though-- Maybe not 100%? But, it sure seems like the High 90 percentile!

If one day Booker revealed horns and red eyes and a forked tongue, I truly would not be surprised.

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Pretty sure that's a Stratoliner. My buddy loved his. I sold him my 2010 fatboy a few years back... Some lady in a minivan turned in front of him and it was totaled and he had his leg, arm and shoulder rebuilt. He's now on disabilty and wants to cut off his leg cause his knee hurts so bad. sigh

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@Avabelly__ It's a good place to put your unwanted relatives.

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@Avabelly__ An unfinished fire escape. When the home was being built, the inspector came by and told the builder it wasn't required. The builder worked so hard on getting the anchors put in, he decided it was too much trouble and left it in place. Now, it's just a conversation piece.

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Wonder what pork would taste like if pig farms fed their pigs grocery store, donut shop or bakery, and restaurant waste instead of grain. Isn’t it just a matter of stopping the decay before it reaches too dangerous for pig levels? Throw it all into freezers - and ship it to the pig farms.. maybe bacon prices will start to fall

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@ClownWorld Mama Mia!! You never heard of the Piezano? You need to spend more time on Tiktok

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@bryanrbeal I wonder if they will be shutting their doors soon.

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@LagrimaChristi @alphafox My apple watch tells me good job when I ride my e-bike and I am like -- what? I didn't even break a sweat! time to start counting calories again and walking. -sigh- but, e-bikes are fun for sure.