John Garcia

Austin Bound #512

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

I need new work boy fo reaal

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

Hello, just came back from memory lane 🥺

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

I can only up upset @ myself 😴

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I realized, I realized I realized

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I be feeling disrespected when walking my dog an he has his leash in his mouth acting like he taking me out for a walk like wow do you mind if I take a piss in these bushes for a quick second 🙄

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

I almost hit A Butterfly 🦋 so I had to swerve on 35 🏎️

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

What I just heard my co worker say in his office 😯 wild

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

I feel like everything is based off of the McDonald’s Big Mac. If the price of a big Mac goes up, everything else goes up with it.

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i-35 is crawling 🐛

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

I got my Apple Maps settings on avoid tolls and it’s only giving options to hit toll roads when there’s literally a route I can go on that didn’t require a toll road

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

Eminem is like that myth that actually exists

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I didn’t know you like to lose playing with me

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

Another day another tweet 🐥

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This truck payment really got me disciplined

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

I just realized how did SpongeBob fake drown if he lives in the ocean

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

facebook is wild 😭😭

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

The Holy Bible app has todays verse as “remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy” on a Saturday! Coincidence? I think nott 🤓

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Rikishi sold that clothesline from Chyna like the rent was fucking due

[John Garcia @Johnisagee]

Seems like everyone thinks Texas is going to lose. They acting like Ohio st. didn’t lose to Michigan 🏈

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As a friend called it, this is the ultimate skill tree