Johnné

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[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

Back then when I was still very young, about 6 or 7.
There was this neighbor of mine that we usually play together, both of our parents even knew each other during that period. Their cousins came to visit them.
Two girls, one my age and the other older.

There was this game we usually played where the small ones would stay at the back of a wheelbarrow and the bigger ones would spin the wheel like it's a car (there is a way you will place a wheelbarrow beside a fence, there will be space at the back).

Me and this girl entered together, and the older people were spinning the wheel and playing.

Then this girl pecked my cheek. I didn't complain, then I decided to peck her back, you know... do me, I do you. 🤣

This girl then shouted and ran out. Nobody said anything. Later that day, after the play had ended, her elder sister called all of us and told the girl to narrate what happened.

She told everyone that I kissed her, not that I pecked her, whereas I didn't do it (I tried to peck her back sha 🤣), but she lied that I did, and everybody started shouting and didn't even want to hear what I was saying or my side of the story.

They even gave me a nickname and used it to laugh at me for a long time. Even my siblings laughed and called me that name. 😶

We are all grown now sha, and I'm sure they still remember.
But Ifechukwu, I won't forget or forgive you for this lie. 😤

[Bennywhite🤍✍✰ @BennySmile_alot]

What’s something you’ll never forgive, no matter how much time passes?

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@jh6811862160951 No vex jare, network no gree am send since 😅😅

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

NEVER SKIP A LOW QUALITY VIDEO!!!!!!!
I just saw one rubbish now, I will quote it

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@Ademakinwa12480 😅😅

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

NEVER SKIP A LOW QUALITY VIDEO!!!!!!!
I just saw one rubbish now, I will quote it

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@ginald87 Mhhh , one day sha

[Reginald @ginald87]

Guys get yourself a girl who cooks, the happiness they get from the happiness you get from eating something they cooked for you is so cute.

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@Emmanue42696164 Seriously?

[Emmanuel Benjamin @Emmanue42696164]

Everything N800 naira.
So I been dey waste money for all those big eateries before.

Mehn all this mamaput are truly underated!!!

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@CakesMilly1 Ohhh , some dey hide am

[SON OF GRACE🕊️ @CakesMilly1]

No be a woman fit tell you say they won knack?

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@ebele_onyah I like the way you put "always"
Because sometimes, knowledge demand all of that plus money

[Onyah Ebele Blessing @ebele_onyah]

The price of knowledge isn't always money, sometimes it's your time, focus, consistency, and willingness to keep learning

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@sley_Xk I said it before oo
Don't allow anybody downplay your achievement, you worked for it

[sley @sley_Xk]

… the smallest victories still deserves recognition. Don’t let anyone downplay the progress you fought for

[Eze Young @EzeYoung36745]

I just dey find person wey go mistakenly push me make I use that opportunity faint.🫩

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@igetshishi Fake version

[Desmond @igetshishi]

Yes, the Temu version.

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

“anything wey you do for woman na God you do am for”

i never really understand this sentence, na God send you message?😂

[Johnné @JohnneHQ]

@DameEclair This guy ehhh
He is very funny 🤣🤣🤣

[Claire😤 @DameEclair]

how it feels after taking shower: