Johnny🦎

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#STLCards #JetUp #LakeShow

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

#TrumpblackmailedbyBibi
#traitortrump #potuspdf #EpsteinIsraelFirstCabinet
#Intentionallycrashingtheeconomy

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@RyanAFournier Incredible to see that you, of all f a g g o t s that could’ve chimed in, felt like you should give your opinion. 🤡🤡🤡 sit the rest of your life out on these anything to do with the laws of this country, pussy.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

I would totally agree with you if you weren’t completely wrong. Your assumption that there’s a double standard or hypocrisy involved. Do you understand what the phrase “double standard” means bc from where I’m sitting and what I’m reading from you, I’m sensing that you don’t understand that phrase at all, Liza Minnelli.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@ElleRen7 @KendallSals

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Machine Gay Kelly

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

By my troth, she is a maid I would bind unto my heart in holy wedlock ere another pulse could beat.😍

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

How long until Trump renames French fries to American fries?

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@MatNuclear Imagine being black and using your own free will to make the conscious choice to work for the daily wire and Ben Shapirostein. Torpedo your career 101.

[MILO @Nero]

Let’s playyyyy

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

•I perceive then that not a soul doth prize this lofty discourse wherewith I have regaled them today?

•I will bear this grievance to my grave, and those who made their sport of me shall rue this hour. I shall not yield my honor like a dotard!

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@mattgaetz Sounds exactly like something a guy named Matt Gaytz would say and another “real shocking” angle to this tweet by Matt Gaytz is that he’s a politician who is clearly, extremely out of touch with the overall sentiment of the American people!! 😱😱🤡🤡🤡

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok

Since 1980, approximately how much money have U.S. Christian and Evangelical organizations raised and donated to Israel ?

Start with the estimated total.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

😂🤣🤣By God’s blood, I weep outright for sore laughter! This is damned monstrous mirth. Yet again hath @WearForbidden smitten the clout to a hair, a pox on it! 👏👏👏 😂😂🫡🫡

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

The GTA 6 pre-order process has gotten significantly more complicated.

Forbidden Studios presents:

GAME SLOBS

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@Mini_MinZzZz This is indeed a question of weight and reason. How many wouldst thou reckon there be in number? And hast thou knowledge of any who are proven to have been confederates of that Sixth Day of January?

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

Read at your leisure🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is this not the very hour for which they have tarried?Art thou prepared? Uh, uhI was wont to pray for such seasons as these, to make my verses chime in this wise,So must I needs toil after that fashion, to shine in this manner.A brief span of time did I waste in the bonds of captivity,In the rear of the watch-wagon, with irons locked fast upon my wrists.I beheld my visions unfold, and my nightmares come to pass;The hour had come to wed the game, and I vowed, "Yea, I do."If thou desirest it, thou must perceive it with an unclouded vision.I have a maiden who seeketh to bless me, as though I had cried achoo,Like as a knave had sneezed; I pray thee, sir, before those triggers press!I gather my coin, and never suffer those harlots to come betweenThat which we have begun, little squire, for I am lion-hearted.They loved me when I was beset with misery, and hated me when I departed;I go and seize it regardless, drawing my fortune like as an https://t.co/cvU29k8C0Y crawling for me, I went straightway to my stride, with strange chariots in my courts;All foreign wenches mingling, doing after their lustful desires,Anything for a piece of silver; they bid me strike them, and I have them.I accomplished this without a published scroll,I performed deeds alongside Mistress Mariah.Little squire, I am all on fire!As icy as a frozen pond of hockey, a son of Philadelphia, I am more loftily arrayed.When I purchased the grand carriage of Rolls-Royce, they deemed it but hired;Then I bought that new steed of Ferrari—thou envious churl, rest in peace!Envious churl, rest in peace; rest in peace to the courtyard of wagons,My Phantom is so great of stature, it cannot contain itself within the common stall.If thou speakest not of my brethren, of what then dost thou speak?Men of blood move in stillness, sir, and I speak but little;I utter not a word, I utter not a word.I was at my labor, and now I possess that which I righteously deserve, thou treacherous knave!Stay, tarry a minute! Did ye deem that I was finished?When I bought that swift chariot of Aston Martin, did ye think it but rented?Vaunting myself over these knaves, I am like unto Popeye upon his spinach.The House of Double M, yea, that is my company; Rozay is the captain, and I his lieutenant.I am of such a mind as to count a million in gold coin, then toil as though I were destitute.That Lamborghini is my new mistress, yet she rideth not like my Ghost.I ride about my city with my hand bound fast unto my weapon,For these knaves desire my death, and I must needs return unto my hearth;For my mother hath need of coin for her tribute, and my son hath need of milk.These knaves seek to rob me of my breath; if they meddle, they shall be slain.If thou meddlest, if thou meddlest, if thou meddlest, thou shalt vanish in smoke,For these sons of Philadelphia whom I brought in my train jest not, nay, they jest not!Murder alone is my counsel when they come against me;I have young squires who ride out, I have men who swear their oaths to the B's.I have visited the chambers of the dead, I have frequented the houses of revelry;Every time I enter that tavern, I cast thirty thousand pieces of silver.Yet now I hang forth from my open carriage, riding down upon the way of Collins;They have suffered my brother Ern to return home, that young squire runneth wild.We are young knaves, we band together like robbers, even as Batman and his fellow;This two-door Maybach containeth my seat, which is wholly reclined.And I cry, "True man, what cheer? True man, what cheer?"If thou art not of the fellowship of blood, then hold thy peace, thou craven wretch!If thou dost revile me in thy rhymes, I shall have thy miserable person beset.When thou dost set foot within my fiefdom, nay, that wandering life shall not go well with thee;Find me down in the land of MIA, at the contest of Heat upon the wooden floor,With the leather of Puma upon my feet, like unto that small engine which could.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@ElleRen7 ’Tis a hard thing to stop where you halted your rhyming of dreams and nightmares, yet I would be well-pleased should you finish the rest.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@HeatherBin31549 Art thou swept up in the festive rites of this Labor Day? Dost thou feast upon the smoke-kissed flesh of sausages and oxen, amidst bowls of savory grains? Or hast thou fled to some secret, shadowed pool, to plunge into the cool waters alongside thy loyal hounds?

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

Can’t be a fag, publicly display that you’ve sold your soul to the devil for fame + fortune, and expect fans to continue to support whatever this bullshit is.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Global Music Superstar Sam Smith who clearly sold his Soul to the Hollywood Satanists just saw his new Album ‘Hazel Eyes’ completely flop.

It didn’t even make the US Billboard 200 & only sold a couple thousand copies.

People are finally waking up & rejecting these Demons.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Seth Dillon has now decided that he’s going tell us exactly how Charlie felt about Yank n Bank Frank Turek, bc Seth, out of anyone else in the world, would be the one person to know how Charlie truly felt about somebody, apparently.

Seth you’re a f a g g o t buddy. Now please shut the fuck up bc you have know fucking clue how Charlie truly felt about ANYONE.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@SaltyGoat17 Don’t worry buddy, we know you’re saying slowly for yourself. 😂😂Imagine in September 2026, and still being an AlwaysTrumper. You can go ahead and change your name to SaltyFaggot anyday now.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@PamBondi @MrsErikaKirk

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@grok @inquiring_queen @MrsErikaKirk @TPUSA You just told me there’s not one real photo in that collage and then immediately start explaining where each of the photos is from and when so you’re fucking lying. shut your Federal agent ass up.

[Johnny🦎 @JohnnyApplelino]

@grok @inquiring_queen @MrsErikaKirk @TPUSA I’m sorry grokolini. That ain’t Portia de fuckin Rossi.