John

Rockin' the Dad Bod since 1998

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@CFBONFOX @HuskerFootball @ColtMcCoy might be the worst announcer I’ve ever listened to. Quit sucking Coloradao’s dick!!

[John @JohnnyB60142]

Oh, so you’re saying the game is realistic?

[scott browne @ScottFBrowne]

Finally getting a chance to play NCAA 25 and oh my goodness Oklahoma State’s playbook is garbage

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Rick. There’s snow under his car

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@THEjoebrowne I LOVE gummy words!!! Sticky, tacky, gluey. They’re all so good!!!

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@THEjoebrowne The great thing is you get to connect with the pioneers! (I grew up without a/c, but I’m old!). (Don’t even ask me about how long my walk to school was!!!)

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@670TheScore Top 32, guaranteed

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@THEjoebrowne Maybe it eliminates ads from everything you watch…🤔

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@nut_history Great stadium. Home of

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@ScottFBrowne Mountain Dew Hard Baja Blast is now available in liquor stores in Illinois. Will need to try it out this summer!

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@barstoolsports Good call! 60% of the time, it works every time!

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@LosTheIVth @PatMcAfeeShow @RapSheet *has come and gone. But we know what you meant

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@AmericanAir you suck!!! I’ve been a frequent traveler for almost 20 years and I still can’t get through to update a reservation!!! Why must you be the worst airline in the US?

[John @JohnnyB60142]

Keep in mind that I didn’t have google when the question was asked, but a safe answer is always “more than the size of our town”. Because that is about the extent of the world to a child. (Bottom line -you can bullshit your child!)

[John @JohnnyB60142]

Pistachios that are fully closed are just small rocks in my opinion. Not worth the effort!

[scott browne @ScottFBrowne]

I am far too impatient to eat sunflower seeds one at a time

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@THEjoebrowne Thoughts and prayers

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool @barstoolsports @ATIBarstool The Melonheads, of course!

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@THEjoebrowne I laughed, I cried. This changed my life. I want to continue following you and Jessi on this journey!

[John @JohnnyB60142]

@THEjoebrowne I’m starting to think so

[John @JohnnyB60142]

As a #Cubs fan, I am not happy that our other Chicago baseball team lost. (P.S. I am also not sad)

[John @JohnnyB60142]

Kind of looks the same on and off the field…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome to Houston