Johnny Bassoon

Northern Powerhorse

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@VividProwess The real crime was against the English language. IDF does not rhyme with death

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@footballontnt Tourists go home 🤣

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@GBNEWS To be fair, he has given his life to public service. If you don't agree with him, fine, but he did decide on a life of public service

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@paullewismoney @TorstenBell How has she got that much in savings? Loads of family wealth? Houses in London that inflated? That's the inequity they are trying to rectify

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@cityaestheticss Is the right one a new build?

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@Suffragent_ I know youre meant to dislike him but I've always thought he was alright. Funny but not too funny

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@Iromg What he's describing is the cost of education. A skilled worker from abroad had their education paid for abroad.

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@SAVEtoReuse Something we've never embraced in the uk is the concept of 'the old town'. In Europe there are sacrosanct places in each city that will always be a pre-modern quarter. We have conservation areas, but it's not quite the same.

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@KTHopkins @GaryLineker @BBCSport Thought cancel culture was a lefty thing. Now the right are upset about an emoji on a post he liked. Really....

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@owenjonesjourno Starmer said he is worried be will become strangers. Clearly referring to the need to maintain communities and social capital.
Powell said 'the black man will have the whip hand over the white man'
This is not comparable

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Plugged in my phone on the transpennine express. Pretty sure all my phone power went the other way and was powering the train

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Nothing beats booze and content

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@LibertyCappy Of course. Cute kid, mother probably treated badly by a man she thought loved her. Stop looking for chaste Virgins you incels.

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The saddest thing about turning 40 is that milf porn just becomes appropriately aged woman of equivalent age porn.

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@GMB @kategarraway @wesstreeting Its a massive structural change. 2028 is realistic, and we should appreciate a bit of pragmatism from government in terms of expectations

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@HughEdw31897368 He hasn't lost any seats? Huh? How do you think parliament works?

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Paul Mccartneys last ever gig tonight me thinks

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Never thought I'd say it, but Carling have made a very good pint

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@rodstewart @glastonbury One of the top three singers in The Faces that's for sure

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@piersmorgan Bald? How dare he use that as a pejorative