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I'm on a skits mission, too skits to go into detail about

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I am his father and his mother, so happy Mother's Day to yours truly💅🏽

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

How is Hollywood supposed to compete with the drama and suspense of this?

[seánzepam @ficken_3000]

failing miserably at semen retention

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I'm not usually one for kink shaming

But

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Being single and on dating apps in Berlin is weird, it's mainly consisted of girls in relationships that want to get smashed up infront of their boyfriends

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@sarxhflynn Dissolve a tsp of baking soda in a mouthful of warm~ish water and throw it back

It's rotten, but will save you and the burp feels great

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

I have a hot take that traces all this back to the introduction of spicy wedges in 1992. Similar to how the cooking of meat, caused the brains of early humans to become creative. The spicing of potato caused the Irish brain to accept itself as being a member of the EU

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Why are they giving 19 million a year to greyhound racing and they can't/don't want to give anything to student nurses

[Holly Cairns TD @HollyCairnsTD]

The unfortunate reality is I wasn’t deeply hurt or offended, because I am used to this kind of sexism.

I may not have taken personal offence, but in reality this offends all women. Too many women are subject to this type of belittling and it needs to be called out.

[Claire McHugh @clairemchugh]

Hotels, high rents, and homelessness 👏👏👏 @hollypereira81

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Can't even buy weed normal anymore

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I feel like I've had a cup of tea constantly in my hand for the past two weeks

[Four Four Magazine @fourfourmagazin]

It’s very simple, bring a warm item of clothing in exchange for free entry into @KonspiracyClub in Dublin this Thursday.

https://t.co/HefRNwZ63g

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You'll start cooking, pal

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Honestly losers

[Daragh Brophy @DaraghBroph]

9am at Brown Thomas

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@FionaCuffed Upstairs for thinking

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@FionaCuffed You can take that now to help you feel better about doing no work

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@saiberbully_ Danke danke x

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Never thought at 23 I'd be shopping around for beds, hoovers, washing machines and sofas for a gaf. But here I am, milling through it all x

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I'm 23 and my back is already so fucked that I can take a deep breath and it'll crack in three different places

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