Johnny Lambrose

I’m A Comedian who uses Twitter to read shit and interact with others since nobody cares about my tweets.

Buy a ticket if you’re here for the funny stuff.

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

Best wishes to @JRsBBQ who is set to undergo Brain Surgery after being hospitalized for nearly 40 days. 🙏🏻

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

You were the kind of guy who could talk shit and back it up. You said what you meant and meant what you said. Whether people agreed with you or not, they always knew where you stood. That’s something I’ve always respected about you… and always will.

R.I.P Stacey Oneis Smith

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

I Love Jesus!

I Love My Friends/Family!

And I Love This Country!

And I could care less about left wing or right wing politics! They both suck!

I got too many people to text so I’m putting it here. I hope everyone had a Wonderful 4th Of July!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

They say all countries are created equal.

But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.

See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best.

But America’s not every country.

You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle.

Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete.

So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.

And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%!

The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

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https://t.co/KxoJ3KHYyv

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

250 years ago, ordinary people chose freedom over fear.

Here’s to the workers, the warriors, the dreamers, and everyone who refuses to back down.

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

Land of the Free! Home of the Brave! God Bless America!!! 💪🏻

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

There shouldn’t be a “Friends” section on Facebook Dating.

Let’s be honest—90% of the guys on there (myself included) are looking for the same thing…

And it isn’t another dude.

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

The movie “Sabotage” on Netflix starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is FANTASTIC! And not just because he’s in it.

Give it a watch if you can.

I highly recommend it.

[最多情報局 @tyomateee]

自分の力で飛んでると思ってる猫が好きすぎる🥰

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

Miracles do happen.
Anything can become a reality, and dreams really do come true.

From the bingo halls to the big leagues…

Congratulations to the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion, Sami Zayn!

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

Dear Wrestling Fans.

If you’re gonna honor any deceased wrestler and call them the greatest of all time, you should honor the guy who played a part in making Pro Wrestling as big as it is today worldwide. #HulkamaniaForever

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

My thoughts on the recent @bullyray5150 / #JonMoxley situation.

The best pro wrestlers, active and retired, are the ones who can get over, draw money, and make fans feel/believe exactly what they want them to feel/believe.

I’ll just leave it at that.

[Johnny Lambrose @JohnnyBoyComic]

You know who you are. #COWARDS #JERKOFFS #FAKETOUGHGUYS

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

Thanks for the kind words. It would be nicer if you didn’t hide behind a fake name. And hopefully you’ll be in New York to watch Paul and myself. Enter the Songwriters Hall Of Fame… and remember, don’t be jealous. It makes you look small.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My best advice is to stop using motivation as your only fuel. I know it feels great when you’re fired up, but it’s a short-term fuel source. That’s why the vast majority of people who start anything - diet, fitness, new projects - don’t finish. They run out of gas.

The only lasting fuel is routine. And you only get a routine by dragging yourself on the days when you have no motivation. Over and over.

I know that’s not the answer anyone wants. I wish I had a magic pill for you. But the only thing that works long term is showing up for yourself even when you don’t want to. Brute force.

I’m slightly crazy and don’t have any investors or consultants to listen to, so I’m giving people 50 dollars of their 100 dollar annual subscription back when they show up for themselves and complete a full program in my app. If that motivates you to start, it’s designed to build your routine to keep you going like it has for thousands of other people, so join us: https://t.co/7hmVrdc2Gp

[On This Day in WWE @OTD_in_WWE]

#OnThisDayInWWE 20 years ago on Confidential:

Evolution pose with Ferraris for a Raw magazine photoshoot

@DaveBautista reveals it is his first cover photoshoot

[On This Day in WWE @OTD_in_WWE]

#OnThisDayInWWE 20 years ago on Confidential:

@MichaelCole and @OfficialTAZ entertain listeners in Houston as they co-host the morning radio show on @945thebuzz

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

Rare picture of the famous “Saskatoon Bodyslam” circa 2023