Johnny C

Slaving away at Business Factory. Likes Babs, baps, BBQs, Bojack, Biggly Wiggly, business juice & business cylinders. All opinions my own. I control my Twitter.

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@johnnydoom listen again feature on the kerrang app been broken for weeks! Can’t get my Doom fix!

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@Franklins_Farm great hog roast today, but gutted there were no hot dogs!

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Somalian pirate boat capture MUTHAFUCKER

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I can’t. Have a business thing.

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I can't wait to see an over-intellectualised potato!

[Yrjö Kari-Koskinen @ykarikos]

Lots of fun crafting a @spiceprog #chilicorn with @hamabeads!

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She's going to be star baker this week unless she shits on a plate in the next round

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Babs! Do we have post-its?

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No, he likes cat food. He is a cat.

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@Riussi Finland? Why?

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If you and your wife have amazing sex it'll lower your sperm count....

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Lobster. It's the steak of the sea..... except it fights back when you're eating it....

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He's got a personality turns out. He's not just an emo smurf after all!

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It was very hilly. Severe problems with boxer shorts. Unpleasant. The nazi war tunnels on the other hand…

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What’s new with me? Went to Jersey. On holiday. Very hot. That was hot.

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I had the hottest wrap I've had in two weeks for lunch. Gonna feel that one on the way out.

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No one was tapping each other's boobies.....

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He couldn't party that hard. He's just an emo smurf.

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Sommilier: I'm coming in a second Me: that's what she said