johnnyCiucci

Founder of the I, KEIR comedy club. Keir Starmer impersonator for hire.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

@reginalddhunter I’m so going. I will be dressed like King Cracka, The Dalai Starmer, regardless of whether or not Andy Shandy has taken out the master. Looking forward to it, Reg. Be warned this manor is the whitest part of Albion. How do I know? Because Lily Philips told me so.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

@reginalddhunter Evening, yo’ Grace. Is it true you’re going down Tring to take down some Crackass MoFos?

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@mtracey @C_Kavanagh @GurusPod @ArthurCDent I think you should go on there, Michael with a moderator and say very clearly, without any caveats, what you mean - For a change.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

@Maidinamerica3 @Glinner @JerseyNoahx 9.2

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@moleatthedoor @Glinner @JerseyNoahx 8.5

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Tucker Carlson praising Tinpot, Tiny Fascist fuckwit Oswald Mosley has galvanised me in going to the anti-right march on Saturday, even though some of ‘those people’ are reet knuckleheads, they ain’t apologists for genocide.

[Noam Dworman @noam_dworman]

2/x A few months ago, Darryl Cooper identified Nazis defenders @KarlRadl and @REAL_7homas777 as intellectual heroes.

Shocker: Radl tweeted about Mosley just last week.

(Now that type of evidence is not good enough for me, but it ought to be for Tucker and his followers.)

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

The whole thing about Lola is that it celebrates difference. The characters in the song actually come to terms with each other. Moby trying to deflect from the fact that younger women found him creepy (cf: Natalie Portman) to score woke points is pathetic.

[Dave Davies @davedavieskinks]

I don’t wanna show the guy up, but Moby should be careful what he says. the cockettes
And their friends used to follow us around on tour. We appreciated them. Why is Moby being so rude about this simple song? We’re not trans phobic. Why does he have to have a go at us?

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Top Public Intellectual shows his polymathic abilities as a top psychologist. Absolute legend that we should listen to based on his extensive experience of everything.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

If you want to solve a problem, you have to diagnose it correctly.

There is not a huge amount we can do about the men who are already here.

There is a lot we can do about the fact that women are made less safe by importing large numbers of men from places where hating women and thinking of them as second class citizens is the norm. We don't need to do that and if we stopped doing it and reversed it, women would immediately become a lot more safe.

You hate men and want to rage on the internet about them because of your unresolved personal crap. You're most welcome to do that but it won't solve anything.

This is the nth interaction in which you have demonstrated your misandry and bad faith and for that reason you're muted.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Anything by None below Zero

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

What's the coolest song lyric ever written?

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

It didn’t take long for Peter Mendelssohn to move into a new career. The dirty nonce bastard.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Likelihood of #KingofPop being a nonce: 100%

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

#Noncesense I love how many people become paedophile experts when their heroes are found to be child rapists. If only the #kingofpop #mjfam had someone to ask if the thought #MJ was a nonce.

[Papageorgio @gecffmn]

I might make some people mad but I never believed any of the allegations against Michael Jackson!

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Winnets clowning himself again. What a tool

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

This is a deeply inaccurate account of queer history, and after all the misinformation, it ends with the same tired homophobic tropes. Roisin, if you stepped outside your transphobic echo chamber and did some real research, you might actually learn how wrong you are.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

These guys seem nice

[Boy George @BoyGeorge]

@MisterMarilyn @MariahCarey The voice Of Treason with no rhyme or Reason. That's good old spunker Mazda Mongoleeen!

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Hello. How do you delete all your tweets?

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

@namomnetempus Funny init.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Newsflash

I was doing some manual labour today and normally listen to podcasts. Instead, I just had music on all day. I feel both saner and more intelligent. So, aside from comedy, I ain’t listening to any of your inaccurate shit henceforth.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

@missdaisyfdoo @hellothisisivan He’s alright for a North Notts lad.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

@Creamfacedloon Oh my God, Nicky, I was saying the same thing yesterday when talking about the hopelessness a lot of them feel.

[johnnyCiucci @JohnnyCiucci]

Here’s a little counter to all of the holocaust denial on here. The Prince of Darkness telling the story of Jewish Kids being transported to the death camps. Hauntingly beautiful, especially in the use of a kids choir. https://t.co/6vnpATVeiJ