JohnnyCro

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

You haven’t maxxed a day in your life and it shows

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Claude had the end team of a five year old

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

He just like me

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

When the thing that sounds kinda good on the Mexican restaurant menu is called “The Gringo” :/

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

If I was in the Odyssey I would have just sailed straight home without worrying about all that stupid bullshit fr

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

Tiger taught me you can take a knee anywhere and let the clock roll out

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

Somtimes the zyn turns on you and you start taking x2 poison damage

[Xannon The Buses @xannon199]

I will now be referring to gay sex as "Breaking clays in Edgefield County" for the foreseeable future.

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

JAPAN IS AMERICA'S GREATEST ALLY AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

in america we lust after japan's tiny kei trucks. in japan, they long for our giant dodge rams. we have so much to learn from each other. there is so much beauty in this world.

[Andra @BioavailableNd]

Raw Honey magnified at 25X. God is Good.

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

This was all foretold in my Chinese zodiac horoscope

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

Driving around a bend on a dirt road and just got brutally framemogged by a F250 towing a trailer and hitting that turn wide on me

[Cole Jaczko @colejaczko]

Better to pay the embarrassment tax than the regret tax

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Make him take his morning dump and make it a really good one so that he thinks he’s in for a great day. Now make him have to take another. Now make him have to take another. Now have him take one more. Now make his wife say “oh my god are you shitting AGAIN?” through the door.

[JohnnyCro @JohnnyCrosey]

@midaqih This guy really is just Dennis from always sunny

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best:

"I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

[frick @gofrickurself]

Not now kitten daddy’s noticing patterns