Generic Jake

im not a player i just stress a lot - bird language bb

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@natureplayer_ 😭

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

ever see a band and be like damn - wish they were australian

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@AwNotHimAgain @volumecontrol10 great tweet

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@hatchcomic @POWkidsbooks tough

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@lemonradio https://t.co/D92F5NJHEp

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

the @MTA is so ass. how u got us waiting for the J train in the heat and then the train decides to just not stop at our station smdh

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

the music from the cantina is canonically called “jizz”

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@AwNotHimAgain ooooooo shiiiiiit

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@StevenLouis93 we lost too many guys :(

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

It’s after midnight, officially May 9, which means it has now been one week since the last time Josh Hart subbed out of an NBA game.

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

what’s the best city nickname? I just heard houston is space city and made me wonder

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@hadjigaviota once in a while I run my shit back but usually nah

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@alex_heigl @BedroomEyesShow he’s better solo than w/ wednesday imho

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@AwNotHimAgain also given it’s vaguely navy inspired and those pirate ship guys be stumbling all over the place with waves and cannons etc

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

gotta say if the mfs in star trek wore seat belts they get tossed around a lil less

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

@sebastianxade safe trip bud

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

mta - no alerts on 4,5,6
also @MTA - please enjoy being stapler at grand central for 10+ minutes you are now late for work

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

is there a german word for when you see a podcasters face and they look so different from what you expected that it makes you want to never listen to them again ?

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

if I miss an entire lesson because I’m stuck underground on the A train (been here for about 15 and we’ll see how long it lasts) does the @mta have to cover my lost wages?!

[Generic Jake @johnnydolphins]

it’s pianos

[Matthew Perpetua @perpetua]

everyone knows the worst venue in NYC is Terminal 5 - it's to the point that if I see Terminal 5 on a tour itinerary my mind automatically files it as "show I will not see," as if the artist simply is not playing in NYC on this tour