Johnny Fletcher

Good for nothing

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

"John Walker, you killed an innocent man!" Bitch, he killed a super soldier terrorist who did not surrender moments after restraining him in an attempt for Karli to kill him. #WalkerDidNothingWrong

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

He doesn't seem to care that he will be damned if he kills people. Matt Murdock has been thoroughly assassinated by both the old creative team and the new.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

Daredevil threw Dex off a roof. He almost hanged Muse. He helped a mass-murderous psychopath escape prison, and in the process, got at least three people killed. He seemingly broke a man's neck in a fight. He outted Hector without asking for permission, putting him and his wife

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

in incredible danger. He made no genuine effort to represent one of his clients' interests. He commits malpractice and contempt of court. Although he eavesdrops on a random sermon and prays a couple of times, he never attends confession, and he never speaks to Maggie.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

Absolutely fuck off

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld might be the laziest movie I’ve ever seen

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

What if the emergence destroyed the Earth? Well naturally, Riri Williams leads a random assortment of characters against Quinten Beck’s Iron Legion, of course. I still haven’t finished it yet but none of what I’ve seen has anything to do with Eternals. What’s the fucking point?

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

What is it with the second episode of a What If season being radioactive turboshit

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Are we supposed to feel bad for Agatha because she lost a baby, as if that same episode didn’t reveal that she murdered potentially thousands more innocent people out of selfishness? Why would Billy forgive her for getting Alice, Lilia, and Sharon killed?

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

They never explained why Lilia cast the sigil. They never explained how Lilia knew to warn Agatha about the sink. Losing the spellbook went nowhere. The conversation in the recording booth went nowhere. They bullshitted a reason for Teen to throw Jen and Lilia off the road.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

The twist makes Lorna Wu better, since before, it seemed she spent her life searching for the road while refusing to get a real coven. However, it does mean she essentially remixed row, row, row your boat and then released it to 40 million album sales.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

The Salem Seven basically go nowhere. They’re only in the story to give Lilia her ending. They do absolutely nothing else of consequence. They had no personalities and the thinnest of motivations, and now they’re just dead.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

Also, the black heart went nowhere. Either it represents Rio, who doesn’t get a trial, or it represents Billy, who isn’t a green witch. They didn’t need a green witch at all; they just wanted excuses for shitty Mrs Davis comedy and for Aubrey Plaza to be in the story.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

I’ll try this again. Puss in Boots encourages you not to fear death, but to make the most out of your life. Agatha reinforces the idea that you have control to when your time comes. Not only is it immature, but it’s possibly one of the worst takes on death you can imagine. Shame.

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A friendly reminder that this makes literally zero sense in hindsight. This was just there to get you intrigued for the next product they’re selling.

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

THE SWITCHBLADE THEME IS BACK!!!!

[Monster Factory @4MonsterFactory]

Tonight is TRL!
Friday the 13th version
#trl #monsterfactory

[Monster Factory @4MonsterFactory]

TRL! Tonight!

Thursday Rassling Live!
#trl #monsterfactory

[Monster Factory @4MonsterFactory]

Tonight! Tonight! TRL! Doors open at 9pm! Let’s go! #trl #monsterfactory

[Johnny Fletcher @JohnnyFWA]

The ring was stolen from London, so Daniel Garcia went to London, stole the ring, and then in about seven and a half hours, went back to Buffalo, pawned off the ring, paid for ANOTHER round flight to London, flew back, and interfered in the match. This is 2019 WWE levels of bad.