Johnny Galuva

This ain't no technological breakdown

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Nothing useful to Britain can happen until this man
leaves office

Then we can find out about those rent boys

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Ian Huntley is dead.

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

He's about to meet his 72 virgin goats

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

If Netanyahu says the Ayatollah is probably dead, then I don't doubt his information - which comes from Mossad. Mossad is the world's most advanced intelligence network and makes MI6 look like Fawlty Towers.

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

@GBNEWS Perhaps it's a long-festering and subconscious protest about sharing a name with a dirty, womanising Welsh singer, but Tom Jones's hair subtracts 100% of credibility from his statements

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Where the hell has 'Dim' mode gone from X? White is like looking at the sun, black is too high contrast. Arrrgh!

@elonmusk Please reinstate Dim mode!!!

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

It's now looking increasingly likely that Keir Starmer will announce his resignation as Labour leader (and therefore PM) before the end of the month. Probably before the end of this week. Maybe even before the end of today.

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Angela Rayner and Keir Starmer were spitting feathers when Rishi Sunak became PM without a general election. So if Keir Starmer resigns and a general election is not called for 7th May, they will demonstrate that they're gutless hypocrites. #GeneralElectionNow

[Annunziata Rees-Mogg @zatzi]

Screenshot in case for some mysterious reason Angela’s tweet vanished….

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Looks like Matt Lucas

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Keep up the good work, Kemi. This country needs your sensible and pragmatic leadership - not corruption and lies from Labour nor swaggering hard-right mavericks and chancers in Reform.

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Unfortunate day to play this old episode on Challenge 🙈

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Peter Mandelson in his pants https://t.co/ojQoQhnHK9

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Andy Burnham is BLOCKED from standing as an MP. A decision made by Keir Starmer which now plunges Labour into civil war.

This could easily have been avoided because the upcoming Gordon and Denton by-election will probably be won by Reform UK.

https://t.co/NifDKAeeL7

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Such a twisted system

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

Reform UK is the sewer where failed Tories are flushed away to hang out with other hard-right rats 🚽🐀

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

@Telegraph If Rosie Jones was funny and creative, nobody would have a problem. But we all know that she has been propelled to success by overly sympathetic and right-on TV executives precisely because she has cerebal palsy, not despite it. She is a tokenistic puppet of the TV industry.

[Dick Delingpole @DickDelingpole]

Better times. 😳

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

The full version of the Farage new year video

[Johnny Galuva @JohnnyGaluva]

@visegrad24 If they're like Boeing's commercial planes, the doors will fall off and the software will be riddled with lethal glitches.