Johnny Giiiiii

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

The new Taylor swift album is out, the NHL is coming back in a month, keep up the good work December, I'm proud of you #pandemiclife #2020 #letswrapitup

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

I've reached a new level of adulthood and im not sure how I feel about it. I have successfully bleached my white clothes without any help or messing it up. #AdultShit

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

I cant even count the number of people who have told me they hate wearing masks bc "it smells so bad". I just dont have the heart to tell them why..... #brushyadamnteethyanasty

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

So were all in agreement that its acceptable to gain the quarantine 15 right? Asking for a friend......

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

@papaferrara69 Hes gunna love all our jizz on his face when he wakes up

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

I have to be up in 5 hours to go to work for 16 hours to tell covid19 pts to stay home (and maybe treat someone who actually needs my help) but instead of sleeping here I am watching Casper like the child I am. #whatiswrongwithme

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

With the gyms closed and it being too unsafe to go outside to run, this years summer body will just have to be postponed yet another year. Damn covid19

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

If it's sunday and you need to find me I'll probably be at #drunkshakespeare so come find me

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

If you're on a road trip and you pass a field with horses and you dont alert the rest of the car of their presence, you're a fucking sociopath

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

Anyone willing to pay my fatass to go around the world eating at different food places as if my opinion really matters? Seems like the play, any takers?

[Oceana @oceana]

Soaking in the beauty of our oceans. ☀️

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

Been waiting for the magicians season 4 to come on netflix forever and now that its here my cable is out. Life is a joke #cantwin

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

@apalermo8 I respect your love for Tom Holland but my boy toby did it first. I'll see you in 5 👊

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

I'm gunna say this once and only once. The first spiderman with Toby McGuire was an absolute phenomenal superhero film. It was chessey, quirky, and played heavily to the comics(minus the web shooters) and you can fight me if you think otherwise

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

@brendaninho19 I'm just tryna educate

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

PSA: ITS NOT BABY YODA SO PLEASE STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE. YODA DIED BEFORE MANDALORIAN TAKES PLACE. ITS JUST THE SAME SPECIES. Kindly fuck off:)

[Johnny Giiiiii @JohnnyGstring42]

Oh my Oshie that was filthy