Johnny Hohenstein

Actor. Marketer. Roller Coaster-er. Special appearance by Edward Herrmann.

[Johnny Hohenstein @JohnnyHoh]

In 2nd grade, I told the kids at school that I sang backup vocals on the Tarzan Soundtrack with a Phil Collins. And I peppered in that “you can’t ask my parents because my grandma took me to the studio, so it’s a secret.”

This is a public apology. I lied.

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@PaladinRood yall want me to gamble on how long Mein Kampf Barbie is going to spew nonsense? This country is so fucked.

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And now "X" is asking me if I'm a person. An online platform, built by code... is asking *me* if I'm a human. Girl bye

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Living life in America is officially so expensive that you can make almost 6 figures and still live paycheck to paycheck. Y'all this shit is hard, and I'm so over it.

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@ATT kept me on the phone for over an hour to send me to the loyalty team, as im looking for some financial assistance to lower my bill. And the loyalty rep told me that the only option was to increase my speed and pay more. Looks like I'll be going to verizon for home internet!

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Seems like the only time I come back to twitter is to complain about airlines. @AmericanAir does it again.
After 48 hrs, 2 cancelled flights, and 2 hours of sitting at a gate on a plane… I want to spend 6 more hours with my family after a funeral but nobody will assist me.

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I've lost count of the number of things that have made me uncomfortable this morning. Chief among them, however, is how multiple people have considered today a "miracle."

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This is sad.

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@TomJoudrey Even with the omission of my name, if my paper with your revisions on it were to be posted online... it sure wouldn't motivate me to try harder next time. What a mature move.

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Please stop posting pictures of your kids on LinkedIn.

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@alroker on @TODAYshow in a velvet suit is the vibe we all need this Monday morning. Looking sharp, sir!!

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#AgathaAllAlong Spoiler: This was when I knew.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Only real ones know who lives here

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I don’t really tweet or “x-hale” a lot (or whatever we call it now) but yall the Premium + option on here makes me want to retire from this platform I just can’t keep up anymore.

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@NayyFrayy the only straws here are the ones being grasped in an attempt to find an argument. #TeamStrawz

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The "Thanks a lot, Kamala" ads on TV make me chuckle because everything being accused of her... has been a battle left behind by the previous administration.

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[Daniel Wessel @da_wessel]

This is Savannah, Georgia.

The first time a general election presidential candidate has campaigned here since the 1990s.

Folks are ready for ⁦@KamalaHarris⁩.

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https://t.co/53bcVdAICt

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ENOUGH WITH “DEMURE,” MY GOD.

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Hot take: I have too many inboxes to check. Twitter messages. Instagram. Facebook. TikTok. Emails. Not every freaking app needs to have an inbox function. Jesus GOD make it stop!!!!

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@SaraBareilles holy shit. #HollyWoodBowl #SpecialGuestAmy