Johnny Targaryen

Tweeter, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, The Next Supreme, Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne, Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

[Don Soprano @DonOfDynasty]

@NoelElMagnifico I am never deleting this god forsake app

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Abdulkadir | Cybersec @cyber__razz]

PLAN A: Cybersecurity

PLAN B:

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

i'm sorry 1-877-Kars4kids isn't a California nonprofit helping local kids???

They raise money to send 18 years olds to ISRAEL and build buildings there!??!?!?!?!

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

I’m ngl, If I wake up hungover & one of the boys is cooking up something like this I have no choice but to hug him from behind, kiss him on the neck and tell him I love him.

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Sucking her dick

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[The Sims @TheSims]

If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Now klay Thompson family gotta go back to eating food with no seasoning

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Damn the astronauts on Artemis just said they can still see your mom

[Bella Goth 🌻 @hiiisteph]

I’m so jealous she’s so far from Donald Trump

[K.💕 @mssperfecttttt]

Anybody wanna go half on rent & take trips. You can cheat idc no more😭

[taoki @justalexoki]

evergreen tweet

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.