Johnny James

I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with...with charm, athletic ability...or a fully functional brain.

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@ReysukaXO What is your favorite dinosaur, and why is it Ankylosaurus? 🤔 🤣

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Can anybody make the Bears clock Management on that final play make any sense?

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@Serranosisters You won that fight

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Amanda won that fight ffs

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@AshLBishop I just finished the audiobook of Intergalactic Exterminators Inc, it was really nice to have a FUN sci-fi read. The description said #1 and with the surprise at the ending, I'm hoping that there will be a #2 soon!

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@OpieRadio The Grateful Dead

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Dear @Whataburger , why are you playing with our emotions???

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@mondo270 Were you in studio twice in a couple months? I remember Erock blocked me after your Christmas song. I think it was December 2013 🤣

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@VRC_Pitbull I joined RR a few days ago (Lucky Dog), and last night, my money was refunded. Any idea why?

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@Hardees My favorite is the western bacon cheeseburger. Oh wait, you discontinued that along with onion rings and curly fries, which are my three favorite items on your menu. Not much reason for me to go to Hardee's anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@RandyWrightKS @Hardees They closed 4 locations in the Wichita Area in April, and didn't bother telling the employees until the morning of the closings that they were losing their jobs.

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@Vuko__ I got this one a few weeks ago 🤣
Definitely phishing

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.@Xia_Land Kick subs working!

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.@randmcnally my Cleardryve 220. It had excellent sound quality and I loved it, but after 15-16 months it developed cracks and eventually broke. I never dropped it or abused it.
Customer service couldn't do anything because it was over a year old.
$249 for about 1.5 yrs usage

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.@Xia_Land how the heck do we sub on Kick? I can't figure it out on the app OR the web portal 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@Xia_Land It's content like this that got you the twitch theme warning 🤣

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@FlaPanthers I should be sleeping but I'm reading panthers tweets. Just sent this to my daughter in case I'm late picking her up for work in 5 hours 🤣 @mandamcmurt

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@Xia_Land Dear God! You look fantastic and I fully regret any anti-boob-job agenda I ever had on Twitch! Also, good thing you didn't go with the Ds 😍😍😍

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Elisa just wants permission to cheat, and poor dweeby Mike is hanging on by his fingernails. You can see the suffering in his sad little eyes. #seekingbrotherhusband

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@iisaacson82 @jarretb_ @CodifyBaseball I understand why you think that from this short video, but take a minute to watch the full video, you'll see that's not the case.
The ump threw the previous ball directly to the pitcher, the catcher thought he was going to do it again and lowered his glove. No disrespect.