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[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@MenInBlazers @MichelobULTRA My king is Windsor
My coach is German
We played in a dome
It didn’t come home

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

ACC breaking their own rules on tripods smh

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@TheBenSwain US joining the beneficiaries of FIFA corruption

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

Oh yeah the Russian is cut

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@MattDoyle76 Would Côte d’Ivoire still be playing if they called up Latte Lath? You have to think so

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

About to have thousands of very drunk and very upset people on our streets

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@MenInBlazers Getting up that early to watch a 2-0 loss is something US Evertonians can relate to

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@RobUsry I’ll remember this when Miggy and Galarza both score tonight

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@henrywinter It’s been a time honored strategy since yesterday

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@Urban_Connector

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

How about Zamboni breaks?

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

All those European tourists are about to discover CONCACAF

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@DukeStJournal This game should only be shown on the taxi TVs

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

Landeta baby

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Among those expected at Game 4:

Taylor Swift
Adam Sandler
Jerry Seinfeld
Nas
Carmelo Anthony
Timothee Chalamet
Eddy Curry
Metta World Peace
Chris Dudley
Earl the Pearl Monroe
Sean Landeta
Amy Schumer
Whoopi Goldberg
Hailey Bieber
Keke Palmer
Cam Skattebo
John Calipari

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@betterATL I don’t know what would be worse, if they’re lying or if they don’t know

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@MattZeitlin Gotta interview every lobster

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@conorsen Trial and error is okay, but the dynamic of a board and leadership that doesn’t use the system really hurts them

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@Urban_Connector There’s going to be a guy there with a basket like at church

[own goal liker @JohnnyMcTweets]

@RKalland The Waymo just issued a statement in response: